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Old June 17th, 2018, 06:40 PM   #13451
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I don't trust stairs, ..... they are always up to something.
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Old June 18th, 2018, 06:44 AM   #13452
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I don't trust stairs, ..... they are always up to something.
I'm like that with sandpits. You just don't know where you stand with them.
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Old June 18th, 2018, 01:22 PM   #13453
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Just a quote: "I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out. "

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Old June 18th, 2018, 02:21 PM   #13454
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I'm looking forward to having to sit in the corridor on my first Virgin space flight...
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Old June 18th, 2018, 04:48 PM   #13455
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A Genie offered Me the choice between having a huge cock or a million pounds,Of course the money would have been nice..
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Old June 18th, 2018, 05:49 PM   #13456
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Don't you hate those people who hammer on your door demanding you let them save you ? ,

Bloody fireman !.

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Old June 19th, 2018, 08:00 AM   #13457
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A Genie offered Me the choice between having a huge cock or a million pounds,Of course the money would have been nice..
I thought I recognised you.

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Old June 19th, 2018, 08:24 AM   #13458
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Hey, don't post pictures of your cock.
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Hey, don't post pictures of your cock.
Hey CLICK!!!
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Please more photos of that large, swollen, throbbin´ squirting big...ehh, rooster.
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