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April 15th, 2018, 04:38 PM | #13301 |
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Two women visiting an art exhibition were staring intently at a painting entitled “Home for Lunch”. The painting was of three naked black men sitting on a park bench. What puzzled the women was that the men on either end of the bench had black p.nises, but the man in the middle had a pink p.nis.
Just then the artist happened to walk by, so the women decided to ask him for an explanation. “We don’t quite understand the painting of the black men on the bench,” they said. “Why does the man in the middle have a pink p.nis?” “Oh, dear!” laughed the artist. “I’m afraid you have misinterpreted the picture. You see, the three men are not African Americans, they’re coal miners, and the man in the middle went ‘Home for Lunch’.”
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April 15th, 2018, 06:43 PM | #13302 |
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured him a shot of cheap three-year-old house scotch.
The man took a sip before spitting it out on the bar. “I’m not drinking this!” he complained. “This is cheap three-year-old scotch. Now give me the good twelve-year-old scotch that I asked for!” Still looking to cut corners, the bartender poured him a shot of a moderate six-year-old scotch. The man took a sip before once again spitting it out on the bar. “This is just a six-year-old scotch,” he moaned. “I’m not paying for this! Now will you give me the twelve-year-old scotch I ordered?” The bartender finally relented, and served the man his best quality twelve-year-old scotch. The entire episode had been witnessed by an old drunk at the other end of the bar. He now walked up to the selective scotch drinker, put a glass down in front of him and asked: “What do you think of this?” The scotch expert took a sip of the golden liquid and spat it out violently on the bar. “That’s disgusting!” he said. “It tastes like piss!” “It is,” replied the old drunk. “Now tell me how old I am.”
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April 16th, 2018, 09:54 PM | #13303 |
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What's the Orchestra violinist's favourite game?
Haydn seek. What's the Punjabi Orchestra violinist's favourite game? Haydn Sikh. What did the Orchestra conductor teach his dog to not do? Bach. When the Orchestra Pianist ran out of food, what did she take with her to remind her of what she needed to buy? A Chopin-Liszt.
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Name the artist with the brown finger?
A. Picasso.
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What have the Star Ship Enterprise & Andrex Toilet Paper got in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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Jesus walks into a hotel, bangs some nails on the reception desk and says can you put me up for the night.
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