When in Spain....

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by NelsonsGoodeye

G0 see for yourself!

Already been , see i was over there in 1937 up to my neck in mud , bullets and boobs. God the things i saw during that conflict , why during one particular battle i got cut off from my unit and ended up on a nudist beach surrounded by a gaggle of Spanish lovelies all working up a sweat to get the perfect tan . Thankfully i had my camera with me , as i knew that seventy odd years later i`d need to have evidence of my experience to then post on this thread.



See that`s where they were all laying at the time , of course i had to ask them to move before i took this otherwise you wouldn`t have seen the actual beach

[blatt]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Already been , see i was over there in 1937 up to my neck in mud , bullets and boobs. God the things i saw during that conflict , why during one particular battle i got cut off from my unit and ended up on a nudist beach surrounded by a gaggle of Spanish lovelies all working up a sweat to get the perfect tan . Thankfully i had my camera with me , as i knew that seventy odd years later i`d need to have evidence of my experience to then post on this thread.

See that`s where they were all laying at the time , of course i had to ask them to move before i took this otherwise you wouldn`t have seen the actual beach

Dont think im able to mentally work out what this thread is all about because i am quite drunk now , but i have been to spain several times with the family when they were younger and i was slimmer . A hot place with lots of shops that have chickens turning on metal sticks in windows. A place where people walk around with huge bottles of water and eat rice with weird seafood which isnt really food in my mind because real food should have at least a good half inch layer of crispy fat Not sure why im even writing on this thread only i nearly chocked on a mouthful of boddingtons when i read your post. GreenSkull you could give master classes in spot on sarcasm Dont mean the bad or wrong or lazy kind i mean the spot on purely funny kind . The good kind Am very drunk but very mean what i say. Excellent

[otokonomidori]

Originally Posted by NelsonsGoodeye

So I bought condoms, (I already had wine and beer in the fridge) and made my move. Three women there, all from eastern Europe was my guess. None of them spoke English, and my Spanish is ropey to say the least. I couldn't make them understand what I wanted to do...

I take it you wanted to "do" something that couldn't be demonstrated with a few simple yet graceful gestures .

[Clouddancer]

There are any amount of "Roundabout Girls" here, 2 thirds are East European, (as are all the girls in the semi legalised brothel which is called The Scala club.)
The rest are usually Spanish, they are usually rougher looking than the East Europeans, but they are of course cheaper.
I caution you to be careful however as a friend of mine had everything stolen ( Wallet, passport, air tickets,the lot. ) when he took one back to his villa, & foolishly telling her he was retuning to the UK the next day.
Much better to go to the Scala, & picking one of the absolutely stunning looking young ladies, on display for your delectation.
You can also visit the Scala just to browse if you wish, beer costs 6 Euros for a half a beer, you will definitely get a free grope or three, whilist a could be Miss World contestant plays with your "three piece suite" in an effort to lure you upstairs. ( 60 Euros - 1 hour)

[chupachups]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Already been , see i was over there in 1937 up to my neck in mud , bullets and boobs. God the things i saw during that conflict , why during one particular battle i got cut off from my unit and ended up on a nudist beach surrounded by a gaggle of Spanish lovelies all working up a sweat to get the perfect tan . Thankfully i had my camera with me , as i knew that seventy odd years later i`d need to have evidence of my experience to then post on this thread.



See that`s where they were all laying at the time , of course i had to ask them to move before i took this otherwise you wouldn`t have seen the actual beach

GS, you are completely mad LOL

[teeepeee]

Well I live in Cadiz in southern Spain.

Here "working girls" stick to certain poorer areas so no problem for ordinary families.

They are mainly Eastern European immigrants same as in UK. The EU allows these girls to freely travel in Europe.

[tony_grego]

Originally Posted by teeepeee

Well I live in Cadiz in southern Spain.

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Hello mate. When i was in the military service, i pass one year of my life in Jerez, and most of my time in Valdelagrana (Beach), at the Puerto de Sta. María. I made friends with a couple of girls of the "Pub Don Nicomedes".
You know if it still runs?

Salut !

[Buck-cherry]

I saw no end of these Roundabout Girls when I was touring Spain and Portugal last Summer, and like he says, there are some real stunners. I didn't dare stop to sample their wares, too wary of getting clubbed over the head by some Eastern European cut-throat who then makes off on my motorbike, along with passport, and everything I had.

Anyway, the first girl I saw, it was about 11 am, I noticed her in a layby. Aha, thinks I, this lass has been out on the piss all night and is on her way back to the hotel, obviously British. The next layby I reached, I saw another girl, and seriously thought to myself that she and the previous girl were part of a British hen party or something, their minibus had broken down, and that they were walking back to the hotel and got split up. Just as I'm slowing down to ask if she's OK, because this was in the middle of nowhere, it dawned on me they were hookers. No word of a lie either, I nearly fell off my bike laughing as the realisation dawned, perhaps the sun was getting to me.

Sadly, it also made me immediately realise why so many British women get hassled, assaulted and in some cases raped by Johnny Foreigner whilst they are abroad on holiday. If I can't distinguish the two types of women, what hope for Pedro and Stavros, who have absolutely no respect for women in crop tops and heels, staggering about pissed up. It's all very well being liberated and having fun, but maybe British women should just consider the wisdom of going out looking like hookers whilst in a foreign land. Just because we in Britian have lost our moral compass, or couldn't really give a toss how a woman chooses to dress on a night out, it really isn't the same on the Continent, and asking for trouble.

(Jeeeez, I can't believe I've written that, I'm far from being conservative, but it's a sad fact that if you see a woman spilling out of her top, having a piss in a litter bin, chances are she's British. Blah blah, all the usual disclaimers for generalisation...)

[MaxJoker]

Don`t

1- Drink the water
2- Mistake their hairy women for men
3- Eat food served on the beach
4- Speak English ( Gods own language , apart from Aramaic)
5- Change currency
6- Wear flip flops
7- Order anything with ice (See 1)
8- Sit in the sun
9- Fail to bribe the police
10- Get off the plane !

[Buck-cherry]

Originally Posted by meshandlace

How much respect would you (or anybody) have for a woman dressed and behaving in the way you describe?
Take it easy, mate! I 'm already beginning to feel like that big, bad Stavros rape-machine, the one that would even bring Krug Stillo in Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left to shame.
I 'm sure one could thing of far more dangerous tourist destinations than Spain or Greece.

You're missing the point. Respect-wise, I'm strictly neutral, the sight of women staggering down the road too pissed to walk, spewing up, pissing in the gutter, shouting and swearing, flashing their tits etc is part and parcel of ordinary Friday/Saturday night life in virtually every town or city in the UK, it's normal behaviour these days.
Actually, I'm not neutral, I think it's embarrassing and disgusting, but if I say that I only buy a woman a glass of wine or a half of lager and lime, or tell her she's not going out dressed like a whore, I'm out of line, a dinosaur. They have been almost encouraged to misbehave, to say you have no respect for them because of that just affirms the belief that you are a mysoginist potential rapist in their eyes.

Anyway, it's such an everyday sight to see women out of control, I don't pay much attention. No British man does, no more attention than they would at any other time after a drink. We see tits being flashed and say "Wha-hey, nice rack. Right, who's nicking my spot in the taxi rank? Oi, WTF are you looking at?" etc etc, it's nothing to get excited about.

Unfortunately, some gentlemen from other lands see women flashing their tits and think "Hey, these slags are giving it away" and they want some, they are absolutely entranced. When told to piss off by the boistrous young ladies, they don't understand the mixed messages, it scrambles their brain, they get forceful.
We British men are past making that mistake, we know that seeing a group of scantily-clad women singing "Get your cocks out for the girls" does NOT mean they are gagging for it, we know it means they are simply pissed up and letting off steam. If anything, we know that behaviour means "Stay the hell away, this lot is trouble".

Now, it's obviously not completely Stavros' fault, the women should know not to disrespect his culture and country by acting like loose women. As I said above, we here in the UK seem to have lost our moral compass, perhaps we shouldn't have encouraged the "Lad-ette culture"? German or French women manage to lead independent, fulfilled lives, enjoy themselves and look attractive without dressing and acting like crack whores, shame British women don't.

As far as dangerous holiday destinations go, well, I'm afraid that according to the Foreign Office, Greece leads the field in raping British tourists, followed by Spain, Turkey and Cyprus. (Though, of course, it's only a tiny proportion of those countries' men who are rapists, I'm not for one moment suggesting that they are barbarian countries where rape is the norm.)