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Old December 18th, 2018, 04:03 PM   #1741
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Old December 29th, 2018, 09:25 PM   #1742
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kelio finally got tired of looking like a woman and is back to normal as the Frankenstein monster!

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Old December 29th, 2018, 11:40 PM   #1743
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Old January 1st, 2019, 06:48 AM   #1744
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Old January 2nd, 2019, 12:45 PM   #1745
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said he did not have any whiskey on New Years Eve because it was such a warm night. Instead he had beer, but he does not remember how much. This could be what he had.

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Old January 2nd, 2019, 10:14 PM   #1746
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Yea, I know Christmas is over, but SanteeFats loved it so much he made up a bunch of mock presents with rocks in them to put on his tree that is still in his living room. He was drinking his favorite Southern Comfort cocktails, and he got a little smashed, tripped on the living room carpet, fell to the floor and the vibration caused the presents to fall from the tree onto him and bury him. He was knocked unconscious all night!

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Old January 3rd, 2019, 12:34 PM   #1747
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said he did not have any whiskey on New Years Eve because it was such a warm night. Instead he had beer, but he does not remember how much. This could be what he had.

Obviously not ES. Look at the head on those. He would have screamed
'fill those fuckers up'
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Old January 3rd, 2019, 08:57 PM   #1748
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xyzde69 likes to talk a lot about being a vegan, almost to the point of being a zealot. That's ok, but his voracious appetites for veggies, and fruits transformed him into a living, talking tree like the one seen in the 1939 version of The Wizard of Oz.

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Wink Xyzzzzzzzzzzde69's living room in Christmas mode


No sofa, no Christmas tree (natural or artificial), no TV set, DVD/Blu Ray player or any of that consumerist crap.

The type of plain living room Marx'd have been very proud of
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