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January 5th, 2011, 09:50 AM | #21 |
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There were unsually lots of Porn Fairies operating in the Metropole Hotel in Brighton.
It was a big conference venue with lots of foreign delegates, on their own for a week or so, bringing some literature in with them, then leaving it behind. Come checkout day, our HeadChef would wait until the rooms were cleaned, then run up and down the back stairs going through the chambermaids bin bags to find the goodies that had been left behind. Then we hoped for a quiet lunchtime in the restaurant. PJayBr |
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January 7th, 2011, 09:53 PM | #22 |
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I worked in a hotel in Cheshire in the early 80s and the porn fairy would often visit rooms recently vacated by travelling salesmen and business men. She clearly felt duty bound to bring a little joy into the lives of waiters, barmen and junior chefs via the devoted efforts of Sniffer, our kitchen porter whose nickname came when he was found in flagrante with the saddle of one of the waitress's bicycles - he had the happy knack of taking his morning break at the point where the cleaners had opened up all the rooms on the ground floor and then nipped out for a fag break. Pretty standard top shelf fare for the most part, but one or two probably illegal at the time Dutch or Scandinavian mags also turned up and did the rounds.
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The Porn Fairy ?
Damn, I wish I'd found out about this sooner. I sold my soul to the Devil in order to gain access to an unending supply of pornography in my youth. Had I known there was a fairy I'd have gladly sacrificed a couple of teeth instead. That said, what price does the Porn Fairy demand for her wares because to be fair to Old Nick he certainly delivered. Still, does anybody have an e-mail address for Faustus and Sons ? Quote:
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January 8th, 2011, 07:21 AM | #24 |
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Yet more praise for the Porn Fairy
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I remember the Fairy well, in Worcester, she left me at least twelve packages of five or six mags at a time. Mostly Mayfair and Fiesta, so I got to enjoy corny adult humour as well as the rapture caused by the fit naked female form. This is in my 14th year, 1983. Occasionally there were a couple of copies of Forum as well. Given that ebay doesn't sell porn, how can I get hold of a couple of outstanding issues? Apparently Ozzy Osbourne wrote "Fairies wear Boots" to cast aspersions on the sexuality of skinheads after he had been beaten in the early seventies. Given that Tinkerbell was originally modelled on Marilyn Monroe, I'd have to say she has always been in need of a good seeing to... Last edited by KieferRhys; January 8th, 2011 at 07:23 AM.. Reason: new sentence |
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January 8th, 2011, 09:37 AM | #25 |
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The fairey was alive and kicking when I used to walk to school along a path alongside a railway line. The amount of porn that had been thrown over the fence was incredible. I used to jump over the high fence when hopefully nobody was watching and retrieve said mags, then retire to a garage with some school friends and ease the pages apart. This was all back in the early '70s, so I forget the names of the mags except for H&M.
I recently took a load of waste paper to my local waste disposal area. As I opened up the window to dump my waste, I noticed a load of gents mags...there must have been at least 25 of them. What the people must have thought as I retrieved them all i'm not sure. I think tht they had been put for recycling by a local shop that had shut down, but I was thankful anyway. |
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January 17th, 2011, 03:03 PM | #26 |
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Last week I walked by a place where they were throwing out old furniture etc., and found this in an old tool box, of all places. Made me think of this thread,immediately.
Makes you feel 14 y.o. again. Everybody thinks of VEF-threads when they are taking a walk, don't they......? Last edited by flipflop2; January 17th, 2011 at 03:08 PM.. |
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January 20th, 2011, 06:05 AM | #27 |
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When I was a sophomore in high school, after I was already fairly well-acquainted with nudie magazines, a friend of mine found a boxful under a local bridge. He spent a LOT of time under that bridge for a few weeks, until another friend of his suggested that they move the magazines to "somewhere safe".
Genius that his friend was, the safe place was in some bushes in their neighborhood, where they were actually exposed to the elements. As a result, the first time I saw any of these mags they had all been rained on heavily. My heartbroken friend brought them all to my house stuffed in a damp backpack, begging me to "save what you can" (I thought he was going to cry, he was so upset). I blow dried them and tried to salvage something, but in total I may have gotten fifty good pages out of the entire stack. Still, porn was porn, and we looked at those pages a lot over the next year. It just goes to show you, the Porn Fairy will help you out, but then you have to show some common sense. Get that porn inside before it rains!
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January 24th, 2011, 06:42 AM | #28 |
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As soon as I saw this thread, by the way, I thought about this guy:
He's the honest-to-goodness Porn Fairy, from the 2004 video game Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude. LSL: MCM is a hilarious game. Some fans of the older games (that is to say, guys who were around for the very first home computers, back when games were lucky if they had any graphics at all) complained about Larry being replaced by his college student nephew, also named Larry. I, however, thought the whole thing was brilliant. The gaming itself wasn't that special (updated variations on oldies like Tapper, whack-a-mole, and such), but the story was extremely well done, with great voice work and very sharp writing. Definitely worth checking out. But I digress. I'm supposed to be talking about the Porn Fairy. In LSL, the Porn Fairy appears when you find dirty magazines left lying around in various locations on and around the college campus (including, of course, behind a bush). Each time he appears, the Porn Fairy gives your Larry character some special ability to make the game easier. The coolest thing about PF is his appearance, as you can see above. Although he has a cultured upper-class British accent, he looks like a winged Ron Jeremy, wearing a tutu and wielding a dildo as his magic wand! Below is a YouTube link to the song the Porn Fairy sings when he first appears in the game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK96HB-d-CY
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Hiding magazines outside
polartrade that's kind of what I did except I was 9 yrs old and the porn fairy left me two nudie mags and I decided to find a safe place to hide them.I chose the base of a huge pine tree in our backyard in western Pennsylvania and buried them in pile of pine needles.Kid logic I guess.The next time I went to them it had rained and the where ruined,there was no saving them.
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Always keep your eyes open for any "Hedgerow Erotica" as you walk home from school. I used to keep mine in Dad's shed.
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