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Old 12-20-2016, 08:12 PM   #12191
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My trousers are a bit baggy so i was going to tie all my watch straps together to make a belt, but to be honest it'd probably be a waist of time
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Old 12-20-2016, 09:24 PM   #12192
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I have had enough !!!! I'll never help anyone again....... EVER!!!
Either I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid...❄❄❄❄❄...
Yesterday it was so cold, and my heart ran away with me once again. I took a snowman in out of pity. I felt so bad for him, he looked so cold, the poor thing.
But this morning, he had just vanished without a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him. The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor. That's the thank you I get for being good to someone. ❄❄❄❄❄❄
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Old 12-20-2016, 09:55 PM   #12193
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I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman. He does give me a great blowjob though.
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Old 12-22-2016, 03:10 PM   #12195
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Sean and Paddy were at the pub when Sean asks, "Where's Seamus? I haven't seen him in a while." Paddy says, "Haven't ye heard, he moved to Toronto." "Why'd he do a daft thing like that?," asks Sean. Paddy says, "He saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry.' He took it as a challenge."
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Old 12-22-2016, 06:31 PM   #12196
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My wife and I have just spent our second honeymoon in Chernobyl. She's come back glowing.
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I just found out that I have a doppelganger,I'm beside Myself..
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Old 12-23-2016, 03:25 AM   #12198
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If anyone would like to contribute, I'll start a gofundme page to earn money to transport us to Mal Hombre's place, where we can all line up to slap him, then make the transport costs back by charging the general public for the same privilege. We'll probably make enough extra to get a few kegs and some racks of ribs.

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If anyone would like to contribute, I'll start a gofundme page to earn money to transport us to Mal Hombre's place, where we can all line up to slap him, then make the transport costs back by charging the general public for the same privilege. We'll probably make enough extra to get a few kegs and some racks of ribs.

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I volunteer to hold him in place!
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Winter weather in France has created strife among construction workers. Water has frozen in all the Port-A-Bidets.
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