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Old 01-30-2017, 10:39 AM   #12191
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Was that your word?
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Old 01-30-2017, 11:04 AM   #12192
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Barely skimmed the surface.
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Q: How did Microsoft break Volkswagen's world record

A: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs
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A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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Lots of People are saying that David Bowie left behind an amazing Legacy.

That is weird...

He doesn't fit the stereotype of your typical Subaru driver...
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It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.
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