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Old 01-21-2017, 02:42 AM   #12191
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I just accidentally swallowed a bag of Scrabble tiles. I'm so scared. My next dump might spell disaster. ..
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Old 01-21-2017, 08:50 AM   #12192
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A relatively small bag of just 8 tiles, then.
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Old 01-21-2017, 02:33 PM   #12193
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I just found out my wife had me cloned and has been seeing him behind my back. Is she cheating on me??
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Old 01-21-2017, 09:57 PM   #12194
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As a prying child looking for confiscated videogames I discovered my mom hides my gameboy way better than she hides her strap-on.
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I thought the movie Multiplicity could have used a few 3-way scenes. Except for the third guy, that pizza-eating, tongue-shaving spazz.
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Is she cheating on me??
... or with you? Maybe depends on the position?
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Old 01-22-2017, 12:03 PM   #12197
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My friend married a beautiful Native American woman called 'three horses', didn't last long though, apparently all she did was nag, nag , nag!
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Old 01-22-2017, 01:28 PM   #12198
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They say that identical twin siblings are natural clones. So what if she was having an affair with your identical twin brother?
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your identical twin brother?
Is it still cheating if she can't tell the difference between the identical twin brothers?
Who's cheating whom then?

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Two women are talking:
I surprised my husband wearing a frilly see-through purple nightgown last night.
Friend: How romantic!! I'm jealous!!
Don't be he was wearing it.
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