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Old 01-07-2017, 01:42 PM   #2121
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3028: Your ipod is playing our song, let's stop while I fart along to it.
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Old 01-09-2017, 04:36 PM   #2122
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3029 ~ Have we started ?
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3030. Yeah, I put Radiohead on our sex mix playlist, that cool? Ooooo, yeah, I love this guitar bit, urggh, urgghhhh, nurgghhhhhhh.

(might be based on a true story).
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Old 01-09-2017, 05:33 PM   #2124
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3032 ~ Yes I've finished and didn't fake it , so please ignore the empty mayonnaise sachet , dear
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3033: Ever since you started sticking that butt plug up your ass your breath has become horrendous! Do you get the correlation?
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3029 ~ Have we started ?
3035, and it won't last long will it ????
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3036 Sorry I just can`t. Recently I was on Pornhub while you were at work.
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3037 Bloody hell, Your Fanny Farts rock more than my real ones after a pound of baked beans
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