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Old 01-19-2017, 11:08 AM   #2121
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3029 ~ Have we started ?
3035, and it won't last long will it ????
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Old 01-19-2017, 05:39 PM   #2122
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3036 Sorry I just can`t. Recently I was on Pornhub while you were at work.
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Old 01-29-2017, 11:17 AM   #2123
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3037 Bloody hell, Your Fanny Farts rock more than my real ones after a pound of baked beans
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Old 01-29-2017, 12:02 PM   #2124
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3038: Your mother taught me a new sex position ... shall we try it?
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3039: I'll start cumming in your mouth again if you promise to stop gargling with it!
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Sex with you is just like Seinfeld, means nothing
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Old 02-22-2017, 04:45 PM   #2127
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3041 ~ Hey stop moving and making noise !. I`d have asked you to quit smelling too. Only didn't want to ask the impossible.
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Old 02-24-2017, 05:39 AM   #2128
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Move a little please. I can't feel my legs anymore.
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So what if the vibrator batteries are dead, the TV remote control batteries stay in the remote, period !

Speaking of which, why do you always seem to have one
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