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Old 01-12-2017, 07:33 PM   #1631
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Almost, thanks for playing please exit through the gift shop.

One step closer ... like death and taxes I am inevitable.
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Old 01-12-2017, 10:03 PM   #1632
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I won for having the best ass in Santee, California.


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I won for having the best ass in Santee, California.

So true TM.


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I've hiked every trail in America except one: The Walker Preserve trail in Santee, Ca



Walker Preserve Trail


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Old 01-13-2017, 01:57 PM   #1635
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Spielberg or tm ?

No matter, beautiful look!
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Chicago Bears won in 1986



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Too true except for the San Diego part and the Bills were not losers except they never won the SB but they do hold the record for most consecutive appearances.
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One of those rare moments in history Chicago got it right. Now we are the Raiders of the nfc north.
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The Chargers are moving to LA.
They even ripped of the Dodgers logo. Look it up it's soooo sad.
Air Coryell has crashed and burned in Burbank. Too bad they were entertaining.


But there is a bright side, I'm still here and I'm a WINNER!

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