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Old 01-08-2017, 09:54 PM   #3271
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Wish granted, however, you're disguise was not made right and it is falling to pieces. One day you make a date with Emma Watson to go to this fancy restaurant. You order an expensive wine and a fabulous feast and Ms Watson is very impressed, and she fawns over you, but then your disguise falls apart and your real face comes out and Ms Watson screams. The other customers scream too because you have the face of Justin Bieber. Emma throws her dinner plate filled with food into your face, and throws her wine glass into your face too, and she runs out of the restaurant with a look of disgust on her face. The maitre d calls security and these two big beefy guys drag you out of your seat and throw you out of the restaurant into the street just as a cab is pulling up. The cab hits you and you are catapulted 60 feet into the air and fall through a big plate of glass in the next door dress shop. A large piece of glass slices your head off.


I wish that when Donald Trump finally takes the office of POTUS, all his big bank accounts are frozen because the business world finds out that many of his biggest business deals were crooked.
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Old 01-09-2017, 11:32 AM   #3272
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Wish granted. But as McCarthyism , Trumpism finds you and put you in jail.
Because : all you wrote on social media about him!!

I wish I were retired at 51. (this year so!)
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Wish granted, however, I don't know how your retirement system works in France, but no matter. Your retired , but you get a letter from the French government retirement office saying that if you retire this early you cannot get your Social Security payments ( if you have that in France ), until age 65. You find that you can only live on your savings. That is ok for a while, but then due to some problem with the gas lines underneath your house a line ruptures and your house explodes. You had gone shopping a hour before this happened. When you get home, you home is not there, just a flaming hole and a lot of rubble. Then you find out that your house insurance won't pay for it. You have to buy a new house which severley depletes your savings. Then your on your way to your bank and it is hit by a meteor, and your bank is obliterated. Your whole life seems to going awry. Every day something happens to deplete more and more of your money. Eventually you're money is gone and you have to live on the street begging for money and food. None of your relatives will give you any help. Then one day you and some other homeless people are cooking food over an open fire and one of the them accidently lets a bottle of whiskey he had in his pocket, fall out of his pocket into the fire. The fire erupts into ball of flame and hits you and the others and you all get cooked to ashes.


I wish to have the ability to manipulate metal like that X-man Magneto.
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Old 01-11-2017, 04:32 PM   #3274
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Wish granted. You are Max Eisenhardt.
But your power control over magnetism doesn't work anymore.
Because you are retired!
You finish in a lost little planet far far away in the galaxy......
alone.

I wish I could I were a time traveller.
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I wish I could I were a time traveller.
Granted. You cause quite the anthropological stir when traces of your DNA are found in fossilised dinosaur poo.
I wish trailmaster doesn't start going on again with what happens when you fcuk with the timeline.
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Wish granted. You are Max Eisenhardt.
But your power control over magnetism doesn't work anymore.
Because you are retired!
You finish in a lost little planet far far away in the galaxy......
alone.

I wish I could I were a time traveller.
Granted. You have incurable narcolepsy. At various times of the day, and entirely against your will, you fall asleep and awake ten minutes later. You have no memory of falling asleep so it seems you have moved into the future. The day you fall asleep while entering an elevator is immortalized on Youtube. The video shows you asleep on the floor part way in the door which keeps closing, hitting your head, re-opening and repeating. Of course you suffer brain damage and are retarded at 51. Congratulations.

I wish I was an unscrupulous Russian hacker so I could rig elections around the world until all Presidents and Prime Ministers were beautiful porn stars.
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Old 01-11-2017, 08:52 PM   #3277
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Granted. You cause quite the anthropological stir when traces of your DNA are found in fossilised dinosaur poo.
I wish trailmaster doesn't start going on again with what happens when you fcuk with the timeline.
Granted. Because I'm a greedy SOB I get to do two corruptions. TM ignores your plea and sends off a missive to Santee about members wasting valuable bits and bytes posting about time travel. However, Russian hackers have taken over VEF and Santee is actually Vlad the Imposter. Vlad sends TM an email promising to look into this problem asap and also sends him a five pound box of chocolates. Little does TM suspect but these are special KGB chocolates and they are full of LSD. By the time he finishes all five pounds he is on the trip of a life time and at one point he is convinced he is a potted plant. Vlad continues to monitor the funnies threads and anytime someone asks "What ever happened to TM?" he mails them some chocolates.

I wish I knew what to do with all these Russian chocolates I keep getting in the mail. The dog doesn't seem capable of eating any more.
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Wish granted. You send all the chocolates back to Russia is a big pouch. Because what is in the pouch is not only the left over chocolates, but a compressed 1 megaton H-bomb. When the addrresse opens the box the bomb explodes killing 200,000 people and making a crater 2 miles wide by 500 feet deep. The Russian government blames North Korea. They send 100 ballistic missles over to North Korea and blast that country into dust, but then China gets into a fight with Russia and they destroy each other. This is good at first, but then a giant radioactive cloud descends over the Earth killing eveyone, all the plants, and most of the animals. All that is left are:


Quokkas!!



I wish that Milena Velba who has the most gorgeous and flabbiest boobs in the world would fall in love with me at first sight.

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Wish granted.
But Milena has an incredible sexual appetite.
At least you can't follow.
She divorced and ask you all your pension rate.

I wish Tracy Adams invite me and pay the bill at the restaurant.
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Wish granted.
But Milena has an incredible sexual appetite.
At least you can't follow.
She divorced and ask you all your pension rate.

I wish Tracy Adams invite me and pay the bill at the restaurant.
Granted. Ms. Adams takes you to an Ethiopian restaurant. The food is nothing but crickets, locust, grubs and worms. Although Ms. Adams has no trouble scarfing down this fish bait you need real food. To that end you dash off to a local steak house. Your bad luck, the beef is rife with mad cow disease. Of course you become infected and the disease slowly eats your brain. Your IQ drops to levels so low you buy extended warranties for your electronics and you pay your taxes early. After your IQ drops a few more points you manage to get elected President of France. However, you aren't around long as after balancing the budget and lowering the federal debt the Central Bank has you assassinated for cutting into their profits.

I wish every banker, stock broker and politician would wake up tomorrow with a conscience.
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