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Old 08-13-2010, 05:10 AM   #11
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Old 08-13-2010, 10:28 AM   #12
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" Walks with a limp, in both senses "

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" Complains to himself "



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Old 08-13-2010, 12:52 PM   #13
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Now that I thought about it a little more, I think that I may have had a few Native American names throughout my life.

For a brief period in the mid 80's I was known as:

Littledove Luster

In the mid 90's, I was unfortunate enough to share my wigwam with:

Squaw with Running Mouth


Because of the above I was dubbed:

Man With Broken Spirit


But later I transcended to become:

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Old 08-13-2010, 01:07 PM   #14
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I'm 100% certain my mum would have named me that had we been native Americans
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Old 08-13-2010, 04:14 PM   #16
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Old 08-14-2010, 08:13 AM   #17
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WAKEUPTOPEE NIGHTLY

or BIG CHIEF GROWING BELLY [B]

or WALLETALWAYS EMPTY

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Old 08-14-2010, 07:34 PM   #18
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Big Chief running mouth


Or

Get`s no action of a sexual nature


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In a relationship , so depressed


Or

Drinks to self destruction


Or

Regularly orders takeout
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Old 08-14-2010, 10:00 PM   #19
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my redskin name is wanks to much
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