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Old 08-11-2010, 06:01 PM   #1
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Wink Your Own American Indian Name

What you don`t know what i`m getting at


I`m talking about Indian names like " Dances with Wolves" , you know to describe a former cavalryman who decides to have a long term relationship with a snarling animal .

Or if you prefer their traditional term , a woman .

Ah now you get me

Thank goodness , because for a second i was worried you`d forgotten such famous historic American Indian legends like

" No chair strong enough "



" Don`t fancy your's much "



And
" Gets lost easy " , pictured here a yard away from his house.



Ok , so you get what i`m getting at i get it

Right now these American Indian Names best suit me , either


" Watches neighbours from distance "
or " Screams out his window "





So do you have one ?

Oh and if you do but can't be bothered telling us , then i've a name for you alright
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Old 08-11-2010, 07:02 PM   #2
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I think mine would either be "Bitches About Everything" or "Too Lazy to Work."
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Old 08-11-2010, 07:12 PM   #3
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Say How! to "No longer gives a f*ck" or "Who gives a Toss"
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Old 08-11-2010, 08:34 PM   #4
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"Pulls His Rope To The Moon."
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I like that, apart from the Trustworthy bit. At least it's better than Two Dogs.
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I think I must be Machakw which is Hopi for Horny Toad!
I reckon the good lady must be Wilu which, in the Miwokan language, means Chicken Hawk Squawking
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Good fun thread idea BTW GS
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