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Old 12-29-2016, 04:16 PM   #2111
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3025 ~ Of course I can reuse this condom a second time if I turn it inside out. Works fine for my underpants.
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Old 01-06-2017, 04:02 PM   #2112
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3026 Natural and hairy I like how it's thick but not messy, a great place for tee shot practice
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Old 01-07-2017, 08:37 AM   #2113
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We can't this week end, I forgot to buy Valium.
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Old 01-07-2017, 01:42 PM   #2114
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3028: Your ipod is playing our song, let's stop while I fart along to it.
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3029 ~ Have we started ?
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3030. Yeah, I put Radiohead on our sex mix playlist, that cool? Ooooo, yeah, I love this guitar bit, urggh, urgghhhh, nurgghhhhhhh.

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Old 01-09-2017, 05:33 PM   #2117
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3032 ~ Yes I've finished and didn't fake it , so please ignore the empty mayonnaise sachet , dear
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3033: Ever since you started sticking that butt plug up your ass your breath has become horrendous! Do you get the correlation?
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