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Old 01-06-2017, 06:02 AM   #12151
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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

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Old 01-06-2017, 06:35 AM   #12152
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Bristol City's current form has more L's in it than a Welsh Train Station....
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more L's in it than a Welsh Train Station....


Coming to an L-shaped turn in the tunnel/track?

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As I stuck my finger in her hole I could feel it getting wetter and wetter. When I pulled it out I could feel her going down on me. So I shrieked into my radio, "Mayday! Mayday! My boat is sinking! I repeat, my boat is sinking. Mayday! Mayday!"
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Old 01-09-2017, 10:01 PM   #12155
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What a great night that was. The whole went with a bang.
Children these days, they blow up so quickly....
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Old 01-11-2017, 09:22 AM   #12156
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I am an alcoholic and I'm proud to say I'm now 200 days sober. I was devastated though when my counsellor told me the days have to be in a row.


My dog has a habit of chasing people on bikes.
So i took his bike off him today.
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Old 01-11-2017, 05:08 PM   #12157
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I tried to seize the day but it put me in a headlock and gave me a wedgie.
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Old 01-16-2017, 10:07 PM   #12158
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Years ago I was on a date & asked the woman what she did for a living.
She said she worked at the zoo.
I thought 'she sounds like a keeper'
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Old 01-17-2017, 12:16 PM   #12159
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The Quotes of Steven Wright:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
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34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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Old 01-19-2017, 08:38 PM   #12160
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My mate kept taking the pi$$ out of me for having a pay as you go mobile phone.
"you got a pay as you go phone, you got a pay as you go phone" he would sing
So in the end i took out a contract..................... and had him killed.
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