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Old 01-05-2017, 12:18 AM   #12281
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Would a cute and wrinkly magic marker be called a shar pei?
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Old 01-06-2017, 01:50 AM   #12282
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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

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Old 01-06-2017, 06:35 AM   #12284
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Bristol City's current form has more L's in it than a Welsh Train Station....
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more L's in it than a Welsh Train Station....


Coming to an L-shaped turn in the tunnel/track?

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As I stuck my finger in her hole I could feel it getting wetter and wetter. When I pulled it out I could feel her going down on me. So I shrieked into my radio, "Mayday! Mayday! My boat is sinking! I repeat, my boat is sinking. Mayday! Mayday!"
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What a great night that was. The whole went with a bang.
Children these days, they blow up so quickly....
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Old 01-11-2017, 09:22 AM   #12288
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I am an alcoholic and I'm proud to say I'm now 200 days sober. I was devastated though when my counsellor told me the days have to be in a row.


My dog has a habit of chasing people on bikes.
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I tried to seize the day but it put me in a headlock and gave me a wedgie.
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Years ago I was on a date & asked the woman what she did for a living.
She said she worked at the zoo.
I thought 'she sounds like a keeper'
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