The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread ! - Page 2

**NIN** · April 1st, 2012, 08:03 PM

Something Fishy About
Kennedy Assasination.

Undercover FBI agent Dorothy(83)

claims that she was stationed on the grassy knoll and she saw "nothin' suspicious at all on her watch".
A source close to Jackie Kennedy said that she was still "pretty upset" by the surprise killing of her husband & that she fears she cannot trust her own security agents and has been invited to stay within the safety of brother in-law Bobbys' security team.
Meanwhile, Neil Armstrong was quoted as "being prepared" to continue with President Kennedys' plan to go to the moon within the next decade, much to the surprise of NASA flight director Gene Kranz who hadn't even selected him yet and was planning to have the last fortnight of July 1969 off on vacation.
J. Edgar Hoover was quick to add, when seen leaving the Dallas branch of 'Top Shop' that any rumour of conspiracy was "pure speculation" and would almost certainly soon die down.

**tygrkhat40** · April 1st, 2012, 09:16 PM

I heard something about these brothers, Wright I think their name is, who said they built...get this...a machine that can fly! I tell ya, these crackpots, next thing they'll say a man will go to the moon!

**squigg58** · April 1st, 2012, 09:53 PM

I was talking to Abe Lincoln earlier. I told him he looked a bit stressed so suggested he have a quiet evening ... try to relax ... go and watch a play or something. Our American Cousin at Ford's Theatre sounds good. I tell you ... he's been working really hard recently. If he doesn't listen to my advice and take things easy, it'll be the death of him!

**mizlaplan** · April 1st, 2012, 10:10 PM

Wonderful news chaps!
A new recording medium will allow us all to record television programmes on devices above and beyond the current standard

GO Betamax!!!

Down with VHS.

**Ninjaturtle** · April 2nd, 2012, 08:56 AM

Today Max Joker brought something called "Fire" in my cave. He told me that he has stolen it from the gods.
Now i don´t have to eat meat raw anymore

P37 · April 2nd, 2012, 10:03 AM

Great newschaps there is a new thing called a compact disc, this can hold an entire album of music and is indetructable. Imagine mo more scratched vinyl or fluff buildong up round the needle just crystal clear music no matter what you do to them they will last forever

**Tmee2020** · April 2nd, 2012, 10:39 AM

MaxJoker · April 2nd, 2012, 12:51 PM

Reagan seals the special relationship deal with Thatch behind bunker 69 , say`s from now on America and Britain will go forward together into a brave new world of peace , prosperity and security

Well that`s a relief

**billybunter** · April 2nd, 2012, 12:56 PM

Always wondered if Maggie and Ronnie had a fumble behind the club house

**tygrkhat40** · April 2nd, 2012, 02:34 PM

Y'know billy, I really didn't need that image in my head so early in the morning...

April 1st, 2012, 08:03 PM	#11
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	.. .. ... .NEWS. . .. .... .NEWS. . .. . . . ..NEWS .. . . .. . NEWS . . . . . .. ...NEWS . . . . ... .NEWS .. . . Something Fishy About Kennedy Assasination. Undercover FBI agent Dorothy(83) claims that she was stationed on the grassy knoll and she saw "nothin' suspicious at all on her watch". A source close to Jackie Kennedy said that she was still "pretty upset" by the surprise killing of her husband & that she fears she cannot trust her own security agents and has been invited to stay within the safety of brother in-law Bobbys' security team. Meanwhile, Neil Armstrong was quoted as "being prepared" to continue with President Kennedys' plan to go to the moon within the next decade, much to the surprise of NASA flight director Gene Kranz who hadn't even selected him yet and was planning to have the last fortnight of July 1969 off on vacation. J. Edgar Hoover was quick to add, when seen leaving the Dallas branch of 'Top Shop' that any rumour of conspiracy was "pure speculation" and would almost certainly soon die down. Last edited by NIN; April 1st, 2012 at 08:13 PM..

April 1st, 2012, 09:16 PM	#12
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	I heard something about these brothers, Wright I think their name is, who said they built...get this...a machine that can fly! I tell ya, these crackpots, next thing they'll say a man will go to the moon! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 1st, 2012, 09:53 PM	#13
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	I was talking to Abe Lincoln earlier. I told him he looked a bit stressed so suggested he have a quiet evening ... try to relax ... go and watch a play or something. Our American Cousin at Ford's Theatre sounds good. I tell you ... he's been working really hard recently. If he doesn't listen to my advice and take things easy, it'll be the death of him! Last edited by squigg58; April 1st, 2012 at 10:16 PM.. Reason: Spelling ... as usual!

April 1st, 2012, 10:10 PM	#14
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	Wonderful news chaps! A new recording medium will allow us all to record television programmes on devices above and beyond the current standard GO Betamax!!! Down with VHS. __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

April 2nd, 2012, 12:51 PM	#18
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Reagan seals the special relationship deal with Thatch behind bunker 69 , say`s from now on America and Britain will go forward together into a brave new world of peace , prosperity and security Well that`s a relief __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,803 Times in 12,571 Posts	Today Max Joker brought something called "Fire" in my cave. He told me that he has stolen it from the gods. Now i don´t have to eat meat raw anymore

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P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	Great newschaps there is a new thing called a compact disc, this can hold an entire album of music and is indetructable. Imagine mo more scratched vinyl or fluff buildong up round the needle just crystal clear music no matter what you do to them they will last forever

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tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	Y'know billy, I really didn't need that image in my head so early in the morning... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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