Grand Rear Admiral MaxJoker`s Non Conformist Confessional Church Thread

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2009, 12:10 PM

Welcome fellow brother members

Please remain seated

While i stand and relate to you the purpose of this thread

You see it`s to help unburden you of those sins you all keep committing , you know the ones Greed , Envy , Discouragement , Failing to thank, Wrath and of course Lust. Well to name but six anyway , still knowing you buggers that list probably doesn`t even come close to the amount you`re doing this very minute

The again i`m not here to judge , simply to sympathize and absolve you of those troublesome burdens. Why if some seem repentant enough i may even award them sainthood

Yet i don`t just mean the sins committed on this Holy Forum

No i`m also speaking of the ones done away from this hallowed place , the ones that bring you unsettled minds , early lines and occasionally criminal fines

So do you have em ???

Well come closer my son

Type and be saved !

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2009, 12:24 PM

Sorry real Sins only please Brother Blondifan , as i can`t absolve jokes

Which as you can understand has disappointed a great many politicians

Fan · July 9th, 2009, 12:31 PM

I covet my partner's daughter (my step-daughter). She's 28 and has breasts to die for....

Estreeter · July 9th, 2009, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leprechaun

First of all:

I like that Leprechaun.

My biggest sin, this forum, but hey, sin is fun and I don't need to be absolved

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2009, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

My biggest sin, this forum, but hey, sin is fun and I don't need to be absolved

What but don`t you want to visit the kingdom of heaven , or in other words and without the rhyming slang

Anyway too late you`ve been absolved , i thanked you

Course there`s nothing to stop you going right out and being sinful all over again , in fact now it might even feel more sinful as your heart is so pure ?. Just make sure you visit the churches donation wallet on your way out , it`s located under my vestments in my back pocket

All proceedings gratefully received

Estreeter · July 9th, 2009, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

What but don`t you want to visit the kingdom of heaven , or in other words and without the rhyming slang

All proceedings gratefully received

GS, I'm catholic and was an alter boy

, The way I see it, that alone should get me half way there

Given heaps of this, that gets me 3/4 there.

Maybe, just maybe when you absolved me I'll make it

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2009, 04:30 PM

Had to remove the last three posts , which as a recognized man of the cloth pained me . But then one was undecipherable , the other far too large for far too little a pay off and the last simply contained a single word . So no absolution for you lot i`m afraid , still eventhough i may be a chicken bone away from the papacy i`m not a harsh man and so will prescribe you each one of these

Just make sure you take it on an empty stomach

**tabler** · July 9th, 2009, 04:46 PM

Mwaahh haa hhaaah I like being a sinner, it comes naturally to me and Im good at it and practice sinning whenever possible!

However I will confess to having a small sherry now and then and spending more time on here than I should.

windymiller · July 9th, 2009, 04:49 PM

I did once have sex with my (ex) girlfiends mum. Well I say 'once', it was actually about half a dozen times. But I do consider myself to have paid suitable penance in light of the cracking right hook to the jaw I recieved from said girlfriend upon the occasion of our last meeting.

Estreeter · July 9th, 2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

, still eventhough i may be a chicken bone away from the papacy

Can't wait for that too happen

By the way is it a sin to take a sickie without being sick?
If so I think I need to be cleansed, a lot

July 9th, 2009, 12:10 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Grand Rear Admiral MaxJoker`s Non Conformist Confessional Church Thread Welcome fellow brother members Please remain seated While i stand and relate to you the purpose of this thread You see it`s to help unburden you of those sins you all keep committing , you know the ones Greed , Envy , Discouragement , Failing to thank, Wrath and of course Lust. Well to name but six anyway , still knowing you buggers that list probably doesn`t even come close to the amount you`re doing this very minute The again i`m not here to judge , simply to sympathize and absolve you of those troublesome burdens. Why if some seem repentant enough i may even award them sainthood Yet i don`t just mean the sins committed on this Holy Forum No i`m also speaking of the ones done away from this hallowed place , the ones that bring you unsettled minds , early lines and occasionally criminal fines So do you have em ??? Well come closer my son Type and be saved ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 9th, 2009, 12:24 PM	#2
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sorry real Sins only please Brother Blondifan , as i can`t absolve jokes Which as you can understand has disappointed a great many politicians __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 9th, 2009, 04:30 PM	#7
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Had to remove the last three posts , which as a recognized man of the cloth pained me . But then one was undecipherable , the other far too large for far too little a pay off and the last simply contained a single word . So no absolution for you lot i`m afraid , still eventhough i may be a chicken bone away from the papacy i`m not a harsh man and so will prescribe you each one of these Just make sure you take it on an empty stomach __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 9th, 2009, 04:46 PM	#8
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,519 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Mwaahh haa hhaaah I like being a sinner, it comes naturally to me and Im good at it and practice sinning whenever possible! However I will confess to having a small sherry now and then and spending more time on here than I should. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!* Last edited by tabler; July 9th, 2009 at 04:49 PM..

July 9th, 2009, 12:31 PM	#3
Fan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 173 Thanks: 10,032 Thanked 4,467 Times in 188 Posts	I covet my partner's daughter (my step-daughter). She's 28 and has breasts to die for....

July 9th, 2009, 04:49 PM	#9
windymiller Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 298 Thanks: 1,457 Thanked 2,842 Times in 294 Posts	I did once have sex with my (ex) girlfiends mum. Well I say 'once', it was actually about half a dozen times. But I do consider myself to have paid suitable penance in light of the cracking right hook to the jaw I recieved from said girlfriend upon the occasion of our last meeting.