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I regret telling my Father he could have one of my donuts.
"Just one fucking donut, Dad, not all fucking four!" I suppose I could chew on the box ................... Jag. (Elderly Father rips off stupid son ..... )
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April 22nd, 2016, 02:40 PM | #22 | |
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Skyped a random starving Ethiopian to unburden my regret. But if anything the chap was uninterested and even on the cusp of being a tad rude.
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Least You don't have to regret the consequences of something you did wrong in one of her actual dreams. I hope Yep. I've known such a - Shudder - woman Regret miscalculating my smoked ham to tomato to mustard ratio a whimsy. Yes yes you`re right, all of you are right , I could have tried again. But then we can never go back Never go back
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Today I regret, really really regret trying to act half my age last night and attempt to drink beer, whiskey, tequila, vodka and whatever else is idiots did last night to make fools of ourselves...... major hangover
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I never regret the alcohol I put in my body but I don't know WTH every day this week when the wife is around and I insert foot in mouth and now again later today when she gets home from shopping I will regret what I said this morning , maybe I should just move this to the What Are You Drinking This Morning thread and just start early
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My first regret is being slightly late to an appointment, then realizing that I probably didn't have enough money to park in their garage anyway, so I used my cellphone to re-schedule the appointment. They were understanding, though, and they'll have no bad feelings when they see me in about two weeks from now.
My other regret is not having time to ask the doctor at my first appointment more about the weight loss procedure in question, but he proposed that I take an appetite suppressant that is available by doctor's prescription, which other people in my weight range have had 20-30 pounds successes with. My doctor himself says that he's twenty pounds overweight, but he doesn't care because he's now at the top of his profession, recently named one of the top doctors in my city by a prominent magazine. So I am going to forget the first regret and view the other quasi-regret as if it had a silver lining. If they do prescribe the appetite suppressant, it will be the first legally injectable drug I've ever used for weight loss. And I've not done illicit injectable drugs, either, just traveled highway (420) in junior year of high school in the Clinton years. |
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I regret adding olives to tonight`s pizza and I will be for a couple more hours and it should be a when I mention pizza
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Not asking the woman doctor I had a few years back to give me a prostate exam.
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Course I ate it out of the pan... I`m not gay ... Much !.
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Well if she was anything like mine she maybe had fingernails an inch and a bit (No relation ) long. So count yourself non-eye watering lucky Not that I've ever had a prostate exam. Gawd, here`s hoping I don't one day regret that Today I`m regretting having gotten so "Husky" that I end up eating this for a combined Breakfast / lunch !. No that isn't CGI`d That`s actually scrambled egg with toast
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If you're over 50, get a prostate exam and a colonoscopy. Yes, it's uncomfortable and a pain in the ass (literally), but the alternative is far worse.
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Can`t speak for those whipper snapper teenagers Sante , Sand and Scounds though.
Ahhh but did she wear low cut tops that barely contain her wobbly womanly chest-icals Mine does. The voluptuous firm nipped married tease Hence me usually quickly forgetting why I`d gone to see her in the first place Quote:
Darn perv Well Me as Him (Saint Mal) and He (Lord Estreeter) are barely twenty one. So just like going on a first date then. Sheesh I`d be amazed if it`s worse than having full blown AIDs. Thankfully (Speaking for myself) I've only had that twice. Uh huh, fingers crossed there won't be a third time. As that would be a whimsy regretful
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