Socialist Wanking Forum

LindaGordonWanker · May 10th, 2014, 01:59 AM

I was wondering how many other members of our fine forum are active or otherwise on the left as I am? Either as a socialist (aligned or not to any party) or anarchist etc?

I had the idea of maybe starting a "Socialist Wanking Club" (Socialist Wanking Caucus) where maybe we can share pics and jerk off and perhaps discuss ladies of the left? What do people think?

**guvn00rr** · May 11th, 2014, 01:20 AM

Unfortunately your plan won't work.

The feminists won't allow wanking because they can't do it like men and will complain of sexism.
The unions won't allow you to do it without a steward present and expect dues.
The Greens will object to the emissions and expect to cap it.

The anarchists don't wank because they think it's a plot by 'The Man' to control them.

You could be the chief wanker of a breakaway republic, but the Scots already have one.

LindaGordonWanker · May 11th, 2014, 01:45 AM

Well I will get it going with a few pics of the gorgeous columnist Laurie Penny

**Mick Sterbs** · May 11th, 2014, 02:33 AM

I'd be a bit careful 'cos some may think that Socialists are all wankers anyway !

LindaGordonWanker · May 11th, 2014, 02:40 AM

Hey, don't be hatin'!

**bombermouse** · May 11th, 2014, 03:04 AM

I've always believed that wanking and politics don't mix.

**Mal Hombre** · May 11th, 2014, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bombermouse

I've always believed that wanking and politics don't mix.

I've always thought that wanking and voting are much the same,You do it in private,it makes You feel good for a while but it doesn't make a blind bit of difference to anything.

**Sharkhunter** · May 11th, 2014, 08:41 PM

I'm anything but a socialist, but am a lefty wanker.

**Wendigo** · May 11th, 2014, 08:57 PM

Most Politicians - wankers who talk a lot
Socialist wankers - talkers who wank a lot

If you can beat it, join them

As Alanis might say .....
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

**winebeavis** · May 12th, 2014, 01:38 AM

May 10th, 2014, 01:59 AM	#1
LindaGordonWanker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 105 Thanks: 2,788 Thanked 1,909 Times in 120 Posts	Socialist Wanking Forum I was wondering how many other members of our fine forum are active or otherwise on the left as I am? Either as a socialist (aligned or not to any party) or anarchist etc? I had the idea of maybe starting a "Socialist Wanking Club" (Socialist Wanking Caucus) where maybe we can share pics and jerk off and perhaps discuss ladies of the left? What do people think? __________________ I am seeking a 2003 issue of UK Wives featuring a model named Mary McLeon, who purported to be the editor. Any help would be gratefully received.

May 11th, 2014, 01:20 AM	#2
guvn00rr Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 8,495 Thanks: 52,992 Thanked 128,603 Times in 8,737 Posts	Unfortunately your plan won't work. The feminists won't allow wanking because they can't do it like men and will complain of sexism. The unions won't allow you to do it without a steward present and expect dues. The Greens will object to the emissions and expect to cap it. The anarchists don't wank because they think it's a plot by 'The Man' to control them. You could be the chief wanker of a breakaway republic, but the Scots already have one. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. What? (GIF)

May 11th, 2014, 01:45 AM	#3
LindaGordonWanker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 105 Thanks: 2,788 Thanked 1,909 Times in 120 Posts	Well I will get it going with a few pics of the gorgeous columnist Laurie Penny __________________ I am seeking a 2003 issue of UK Wives featuring a model named Mary McLeon, who purported to be the editor. Any help would be gratefully received.

May 11th, 2014, 02:33 AM	#4
Mick Sterbs Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: South of the Thames Posts: 569 Thanks: 13,981 Thanked 14,110 Times in 624 Posts	I'd be a bit careful 'cos some may think that Socialists are all wankers anyway ! __________________ __ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Barbara Goodyear EB 001

May 11th, 2014, 02:40 AM	#5
LindaGordonWanker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 105 Thanks: 2,788 Thanked 1,909 Times in 120 Posts	Hey, don't be hatin'! __________________ I am seeking a 2003 issue of UK Wives featuring a model named Mary McLeon, who purported to be the editor. Any help would be gratefully received.

May 11th, 2014, 03:04 AM	#6
bombermouse Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In the fog Posts: 3,868 Thanks: 105,779 Thanked 33,560 Times in 3,839 Posts	I've always believed that wanking and politics don't mix.

May 11th, 2014, 08:41 PM	#8
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,043 Thanks: 5,200 Thanked 34,728 Times in 2,027 Posts	I'm anything but a socialist, but am a lefty wanker. __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 11th, 2014, 08:57 PM	#9
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,879 Thanks: 259,978 Thanked 1,140,394 Times in 113,994 Posts	Most Politicians - wankers who talk a lot Socialist wankers - talkers who wank a lot If you can beat it, join them As Alanis might say ..... And isn't it ironic...don't you think