British Royal Family - Page 34

BLUEDINGO · June 28th, 2012, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Oh yes. And says begorrah bejasus every sentence.

I sincerely hope not, bb; it sounds like you want Bono on the throne instead of Her Maj...

Just imagine him as the ruling monarch!

Thankfully, it would never happen; he spends all his time thinking he is much better than God, so being queen (and yes, I am being suspicious of his sexuality, whatever it is!) would be so much of a come down for him...or her...or even it...

**haroldeye** · June 28th, 2012, 07:21 AM

Bono!

Should come covered in Preparation H!

**billybunter** · June 28th, 2012, 09:25 AM

Maybe Bono would make a good Queen

BLUEDINGO · June 28th, 2012, 10:44 AM

Here's a joking thought about the monarchy, bb; do you reckon the Queen's ever pulled up a blanket so only her head is showing and then said to hubby, 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'?

Well, let's think about this; they must play some 'games' with each other...how else would this account for their four children?

And before anyone says aliens and rectal probes had a lot do with it, I'll just let my blood clot in dealing with all these thoughts; it's the least I can do...

P.S. Yes, I'd love drinky-poos; your place or mine?

**billybunter** · June 28th, 2012, 11:09 AM

Are you asking if I believe the Queen and Phil have sex? Well of course they do. With whom i've no idea. The reptilian shape-shifting debate. I keep an open mind on all things. There is a two hour interview with a woman (American) who worked at Balmoral Castle for the royals. She swears she has seen the Queen and her Mother, plus Charlie and Phil turn into reptilian type creatures often round the dinner table. She swears she watched them feed on human babies. One baby was Camilla's she said. And it was "sacrificed".

This is mind blowing if it's true, but I can't prove it. The film was on youtube but kept getting pulled?

You are welcome round my place anytime for drinky poos. My avatar is Keith Moon dressed as uncle Ernie. "anyone for drinky poos" was a favourite saying of his.

**billybunter** · June 28th, 2012, 01:08 PM

BLUEDINGO · June 28th, 2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Are you asking if I believe the Queen and Phil have sex? Well of course they do. With whom i've no idea. The reptilian shape-shifting debate. I keep an open mind on all things. There is a two hour interview with a woman (American) who worked at Balmoral Castle for the royals. She swears she has seen the Queen and her Mother, plus Charlie and Phil turn into reptilian type creatures often round the dinner table. She swears she watched them feed on human babies. One baby was Camilla's she said. And it was "sacrificed".

This is mind blowing if it's true, but I can't prove it. The film was on youtube but kept getting pulled?

You are welcome round my place anytime for drinky poos. My avatar is Keith Moon dressed as uncle Ernie. "anyone for drinky poos" was a favourite saying of his.

BB, Now that you mention it about the sex-lifestyle of the royals, it perfectly explains these images I just found:

As you can see, proof positive of what the monarchy have been doing to themselves, other royals and us. And with evidence like this, would I lie to you?...

P.S. Are you vodka, bourbon, whiskey or ketamine inspired for drinks?

**squigg58** · June 28th, 2012, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

There is a two hour interview with a woman (American) who worked at Balmoral Castle for the royals. She swears she has seen the Queen and her Mother, plus Charlie and Phil turn into reptilian type creatures often round the dinner table. She swears she watched them feed on human babies. One baby was Camilla's she said. And it was "sacrificed".

I think I once read an article in which the Queen, Phil, Charles etc. claimed there was a complete nutter of a woman working at Balmoral! Something to do with her freaking out whe she saw them eating Jelly Babies ... but I could be wrong!

**billybunter** · June 28th, 2012, 01:56 PM

These days i'm teetotal and drug free.

**billybunter** · June 28th, 2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by squigg58

I think I once read an article in which the Queen, Phil, Charles etc. claimed there was a complete nutter of a woman working at Balmoral! Something to do with her freaking out whe she saw them eating Jelly Babies ... but I could be wrong!

You can mock squiggs, but things may surprise you.

June 28th, 2012, 09:25 AM	#333
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BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,429 Times in 538 Posts	Actually, bb, I'd rather not discuss that...ever again... Here's a joking thought about the monarchy, bb; do you reckon the Queen's ever pulled up a blanket so only her head is showing and then said to hubby, 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'? Well, let's think about this; they must play some 'games' with each other...how else would this account for their four children? And before anyone says aliens and rectal probes had a lot do with it, I'll just let my blood clot in dealing with all these thoughts; it's the least I can do... P.S. Yes, I'd love drinky-poos; your place or mine? __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!"

June 28th, 2012, 11:09 AM	#335
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Are you asking if I believe the Queen and Phil have sex? Well of course they do. With whom i've no idea. The reptilian shape-shifting debate. I keep an open mind on all things. There is a two hour interview with a woman (American) who worked at Balmoral Castle for the royals. She swears she has seen the Queen and her Mother, plus Charlie and Phil turn into reptilian type creatures often round the dinner table. She swears she watched them feed on human babies. One baby was Camilla's she said. And it was "sacrificed". This is mind blowing if it's true, but I can't prove it. The film was on youtube but kept getting pulled? You are welcome round my place anytime for drinky poos. My avatar is Keith Moon dressed as uncle Ernie. "anyone for drinky poos" was a favourite saying of his. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 28th, 2012, 07:21 AM	#332
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