WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! - Page 265

**jomama** · July 12th, 2019, 08:58 PM

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

This movie was a waste of time for me. The movie doesn't have heart or is fascinated with dinosaurs like the first movie

**DrSerizawa** · July 12th, 2019, 09:38 PM

28 Days Later

Total and utter rubbish from start to finish that manages to rip off the master of zombie films, George Romero, at every single opportunity. When I say rip off, I mean plagiarism-levels of it. I paid good money to watch this trash at the cinema, so that's made it even worse.

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Any film made by Zac Snyder. They all manage to be bloody awful, including that terrible remake of Dawn of the Dead. The original film is a masterpiece; the remake is complete shit.

truc1979 · July 13th, 2019, 09:42 AM

Getaway (the 2013 movie)

Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MoW_5-lAho

In a few words; I saw many Z movies with a better script.
Ok, this is a video game adaptation and from this point of view this is a success: the whole movie is like watching Ethan Hawke pressing LEFT, RIGHT, DOWN, ... on his pad, then waiting for next level. Next level a 3yo kid could decrypt.

Boring, no suspense, always the same background... horrible.

**jomama** · July 14th, 2019, 07:50 PM

Wrath of the Titans (2012)

I just don’t understand how Perseus is the ONLY ONE that can every do anything about anything. These Gods are as useless as tits on a boar.

How can a demi-god get his ass beat so much. Some demi-god

the Kraken was Hades’ kid? What the fuck? It lives in the sea, but Hades is its master, not Poseidon

Poseidon was the Kraken's keeper in the original Clash of the Titans not Hades

**Adam West** · July 14th, 2019, 11:51 PM

Just saw it the other day on TV. Myra Breckenridge. I admit it was mainly to see a very young Farrah Fawcett.

The movie was wildly weird with a lot of old actors from the past like Mae West, John Huston, John Carradine, Roger C. Carmel, Jim Backus and Kathleen Freeman (who used to play everyone's favorite battle ax on TV).

Quite shitty movie.

**jomama** · July 16th, 2019, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamiehot

Too Many to list......................PULP FICTION

Pulp Fiction has no underlying storyline other than a “watch” and there is no real climax nor resolution and that is what I hate about it

**HugoHackenbush** · July 16th, 2019, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jomama

Pulp Fiction has no underlying storyline other than a “watch” and there is no real climax nor resolution and that is what I hate about it

The underlying storyline of Pulp Fiction is redemption. Each of the stories find a bad person who is redeemed by doing a good act. Vinnie Vega is redeemed by saving Mia from her overdose. Butch is redeemed and set free by saving Marcellus from Zed. Jules is redeemed by sparing the life of Pumpkin and Honey Bunny after the miracle of all of the bullets missing him and Vinnie.

And food. Each segment either features a meal being eaten, or food is discussed, e.g the Royale with Cheese followed by the Big Kahuna Burger.

And bad timing. Each time something bad happens, Vinnie is in the toilet. That last time it costs him his life.

**wimbo77** · July 16th, 2019, 04:02 PM

Alien Resurrection. Should have stopped at 3.

**Mal Hombre** · July 16th, 2019, 04:53 PM

I thought He left the Forum....

**DrSerizawa** · July 16th, 2019, 04:56 PM

The Human Centipede films

These abominations have absolutely no value at all. They are repellent, unredeemable trash. I'm still trying to work out how the hell Tom Six managed to get financing for another two films after the first slithered out.

July 12th, 2019, 08:58 PM	#2641
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,961 Times in 29,953 Posts	The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) This movie was a waste of time for me. The movie doesn't have heart or is fascinated with dinosaurs like the first movie __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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DrSerizawa Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2019 Location: In my lab, working on the oxygen destroyer Posts: 2,835 Thanks: 90,209 Thanked 48,114 Times in 2,842 Posts	Two hideous examples 28 Days Later Total and utter rubbish from start to finish that manages to rip off the master of zombie films, George Romero, at every single opportunity. When I say rip off, I mean plagiarism-levels of it. I paid good money to watch this trash at the cinema, so that's made it even worse. --------------------- Any film made by Zac Snyder. They all manage to be bloody awful, including that terrible remake of Dawn of the Dead. The original film is a masterpiece; the remake is complete shit. __________________ Senator: So, We should make Godzilla our pet? Dr Serizawa: No. We would become his!

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truc1979 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: France Posts: 386 Thanks: 4,862 Thanked 4,589 Times in 351 Posts	Getaway (2013) Getaway (the 2013 movie) Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MoW_5-lAho In a few words; I saw many Z movies with a better script. Ok, this is a video game adaptation and from this point of view this is a success: the whole movie is like watching Ethan Hawke pressing LEFT, RIGHT, DOWN, ... on his pad, then waiting for next level. Next level a 3yo kid could decrypt. Boring, no suspense, always the same background... horrible. __________________ - Only one picture to make a To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. of your fav movie or scene - Some porn subtitles I wrote can be found To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,961 Times in 29,953 Posts	Wrath of the Titans (2012) I just don’t understand how Perseus is the ONLY ONE that can every do anything about anything. These Gods are as useless as tits on a boar. How can a demi-god get his ass beat so much. Some demi-god the Kraken was Hades’ kid? What the fuck? It lives in the sea, but Hades is its master, not Poseidon Poseidon was the Kraken's keeper in the original Clash of the Titans not Hades __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper Last edited by jomama; July 14th, 2019 at 08:02 PM..

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DrSerizawa Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2019 Location: In my lab, working on the oxygen destroyer Posts: 2,835 Thanks: 90,209 Thanked 48,114 Times in 2,842 Posts	Disgusting garbage The Human Centipede films These abominations have absolutely no value at all. They are repellent, unredeemable trash. I'm still trying to work out how the hell Tom Six managed to get financing for another two films after the first slithered out. __________________ Senator: So, We should make Godzilla our pet? Dr Serizawa: No. We would become his!