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February 28th, 2019, 02:20 PM | #2841 |
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5071 So I've always wanted to be a mortician, how'd you like to be my first customer
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February 28th, 2019, 06:07 PM | #2842 |
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Still , I've had worse honeymoons
5072 ~ Sorry was wrong honey. Turning the lights off isn't enough. Could you pierce my ear drums and cauterize my sense of smell too ?.
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March 2nd, 2019, 12:10 AM | #2843 |
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5073. is having sex with you considered necrophilia?
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March 2nd, 2019, 12:15 AM | #2844 |
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5074
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March 2nd, 2019, 12:19 AM | #2845 |
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5075. where you all home schooled during the cock-sucking course ?
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March 2nd, 2019, 01:05 AM | #2846 |
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5076: "That zit on your forehead is really distracting, but I suppose I can look away if you won't do doggie."
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March 2nd, 2019, 08:10 AM | #2847 |
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5077 I'm gonna demolish that pussy of yours, I hate cats
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March 2nd, 2019, 04:11 PM | #2848 |
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Exactly who knew Oprah wouldn't enjoy getting punched in the face ! . Hardly like it could make her look any worse
5078 ~ Can I fist you ?
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March 4th, 2019, 01:06 PM | #2849 |
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5079 Sorry, I can't get an erection, well to be precise I don't want an erection
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March 4th, 2019, 01:41 PM | #2850 |
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I'll buy that for a dollar
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