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February 21st, 2019, 06:37 PM | #14291 |
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February 22nd, 2019, 07:10 PM | #14292 |
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Hell yes just pushed past the corny boundary into the cringe zone , and don't regret it I tell`eee !
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February 22nd, 2019, 07:15 PM | #14293 |
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Whats the Difference between a Woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Nothing. When your finished with the leg and the breast, you still have a greasy box to stick your bone into.
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February 23rd, 2019, 02:58 PM | #14294 |
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I have four colleagues called Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Believe me, everything they say is gospel.
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February 23rd, 2019, 04:42 PM | #14295 |
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February 23rd, 2019, 04:56 PM | #14296 |
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What do You call a shark that eats Snoopy ? Porbeagle...
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February 23rd, 2019, 05:11 PM | #14297 |
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February 23rd, 2019, 07:58 PM | #14298 |
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February 23rd, 2019, 08:25 PM | #14299 |
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Ah now I remember why I stopped posting in this thread. There is a difference between corny jokes and groaners.
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February 24th, 2019, 12:03 AM | #14300 |
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I hear the police want to interview me. That's great, though I don't remember applying for a job with them...
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