The - Write a Fellow Forum Fella a sick note - thread - Page 3

Estreeter · June 6th, 2017, 03:19 PM

My Dearest Friends, and others

Mr P Egypt, being of sound mind will be absent from the forum for a period of 1 week, he is boarding a plane to fly to Oz to inspect one E Streeters dunny to make sure he did in fact do the above mentioned piss, I don't know why he would but he insisted.

Thank You
E

MaxJoker · June 6th, 2017, 03:20 PM

Dear Mr Hilda ,

Please excuse pharoahegypt from any further course work for this year. As he has unfortunately come down with a severe case of chronic sarcasm. Having "Accidentally" paid attention during a lesson. Realised his mistake. Then spontaneously imploded in a ploy to rescue his fraying sanity.
The next of kin have been contacted.
Although they were my next of kin.
Who upon learning it wasn't me on life support and there wasn't a machine to switch off. Haven't replied.

Your understanding during this trying matter , will be mainly disregarded.

Throbbingly ,

MaxJoker

**pharoahegypt** · June 6th, 2017, 04:16 PM

You guys!

Estreeter · June 6th, 2017, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

You guys!

You guys what

**pharoahegypt** · June 6th, 2017, 05:24 PM

**danton** · June 6th, 2017, 11:39 PM

Dear Dr Freud,

I think I have found a fabulous mine of psychoses for you to examine! I cannot describe all the presentations at this time but safe to say there is a book in this and possibly a lecture tour. The subjects are all incarcerated in an asylum at Vef am Intternez. Many are under the impression they exercise a kind of authority over millions of unseen slaves who do their bidding under duress – each personal account varies in some details and these can raise strong disagreements that flare up amongst the inmates; but never at the risk of collapsing this collective fantasy; cowboys, night club owners, longshoremen, dress designers – you have written about this phenomenon I think in your work Phantasticker Blogwurst Syndromismer Wankfestschift. If you can arrange matters at your end I can make preparations for a visit if you so wish. I am sure you will find the experience rewarding. Apologies for taking up so much of your time now that you are dead,

Napoleon Danton

Estreeter · July 26th, 2017, 11:38 AM

Dear Forum Members

xyzde69 is excused from posting till he feels better
Seems his body is lacking in protein and iron

**Jake Gittes** · August 20th, 2017, 10:11 AM

Dear Fellow Brothers in Red,

I regret to inform you that I will be absent from the forum for a period of three months as I will be on tour promoting my shoot for Playgirl Magazine.

As my sessuality is far too good to keep to myself!

See you in three!
Sincerely,
Max

Estreeter · August 20th, 2017, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake Gittes

Dear Fellow Brothers in Red,

I regret to inform you that I will be absent from the forum for a period of three months as I will be on tour promoting my shoot for Playgirl Magazine.

As my sessuality is far too good to keep to myself!

See you in three!
Sincerely,
Max

Dear Green and Red Mods,

One Red mod will be absent, he's gone to a Party Meeting where if he disagrees or voices an opinion will be sent on a longer prolonged holiday to a Gulag

**Roubignol** · August 20th, 2017, 12:03 PM

Are Green mods, moderators having a highly spiritual reference and Red ones, more unbalanced mods and potentially beeing subject to become again an anonymous vintage member?

That's the first impression I personnaly get.

June 6th, 2017, 03:19 PM	#21
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,731 Times in 60,308 Posts	My Dearest Friends, and others Mr P Egypt, being of sound mind will be absent from the forum for a period of 1 week, he is boarding a plane to fly to Oz to inspect one E Streeters dunny to make sure he did in fact do the above mentioned piss, I don't know why he would but he insisted. Thank You E __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 6th, 2017, 03:20 PM	#22
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sent to Hilda Hildegarde , Chief Warden for the professional re-offenders institute Cairo Dear Mr Hilda , Please excuse pharoahegypt from any further course work for this year. As he has unfortunately come down with a severe case of chronic sarcasm. Having "Accidentally" paid attention during a lesson. Realised his mistake. Then spontaneously imploded in a ploy to rescue his fraying sanity. The next of kin have been contacted. Although they were my next of kin. Who upon learning it wasn't me on life support and there wasn't a machine to switch off. Haven't replied. Your understanding during this trying matter , will be mainly disregarded. Throbbingly , MaxJoker __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 6th, 2017, 04:16 PM	#23
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	You guys! __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

June 6th, 2017, 05:24 PM	#25
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	__________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

June 6th, 2017, 11:39 PM	#26
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,515 Times in 1,373 Posts	Der Krankhaus Revisited Dear Dr Freud, I think I have found a fabulous mine of psychoses for you to examine! I cannot describe all the presentations at this time but safe to say there is a book in this and possibly a lecture tour. The subjects are all incarcerated in an asylum at Vef am Intternez. Many are under the impression they exercise a kind of authority over millions of unseen slaves who do their bidding under duress – each personal account varies in some details and these can raise strong disagreements that flare up amongst the inmates; but never at the risk of collapsing this collective fantasy; cowboys, night club owners, longshoremen, dress designers – you have written about this phenomenon I think in your work Phantasticker Blogwurst Syndromismer Wankfestschift. If you can arrange matters at your end I can make preparations for a visit if you so wish. I am sure you will find the experience rewarding. Apologies for taking up so much of your time now that you are dead, Napoleon Danton

July 26th, 2017, 11:38 AM	#27
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,731 Times in 60,308 Posts	Dear Forum Members xyzde69 is excused from posting till he feels better Seems his body is lacking in protein and iron __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 20th, 2017, 10:11 AM	#28
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 145,461 Thanked 106,391 Times in 6,174 Posts	It's good business... Dear Fellow Brothers in Red, I regret to inform you that I will be absent from the forum for a period of three months as I will be on tour promoting my shoot for Playgirl Magazine. As my sessuality is far too good to keep to myself! See you in three! Sincerely, Max __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 20th, 2017, 12:03 PM	#30
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,726 Times in 3,826 Posts	Are Green mods, moderators having a highly spiritual reference and Red ones, more unbalanced mods and potentially beeing subject to become again an anonymous vintage member? That's the first impression I personnaly get.

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