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Old May 16th, 2013, 01:32 PM   #11
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I remember as an eighteen year old being shown photos of an elder friends first trip around the world with the Navy. He picked up two stunning girls in Singapore and the photos showed him undressing them. As you may have guessed they came from Bougis Str and were pre-ops.

At the sight of the meat and two veg we were revolted, but he said by the time he got that far he didn't care.
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Old May 16th, 2013, 04:06 PM   #12
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Dude it's 2013. Everyone does anal!
It's not true - only people of slender intelligence would screw a sh** tunnel when there was a vagina right next to it
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If it ever happened then I'd go for option A
If a secret like that can be held for that long who knows what else they would lie about.
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Big Grin Thankfully none of us here are the judgemental type, so good luck to you TK , you and your big Adam`s appled "Honey".

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You’re a heterosexual, you meet the woman of your dreams.

Hey keep the facts straight (No offense).
You don`t , you meet the Shemale of your nightmares.


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She beautiful, smart, funny and all your family and friends love her.

Bet he`s also great in goal to


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You propose to her and she says yes

What in that deeeeeep Barry White voice i adore so much.


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She then tells you that she used to be a man

Used to ?.
Somehow was able to realign his DNA huh.



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What do you do?

Say " Dammit, that`s a hundred quid i owe Mal "


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Old May 16th, 2013, 11:36 PM   #15
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This is Jenna Talackova, she was disqualified from Miss Universe Canada after it was disclosed she had been born a he.



http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/03...n_1377147.html

Sure does muddy the waters a bit doesn't it?
Talackova - Trachtenberg close enough?
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Dude it's 2013. Everyone does anal!
I should like to point out that neither Mrs db nor db does anal, but luckily I have managed thus far to avoid incarceration in one of Her Majesty's 'Hotels' which according to the good Mrs db is my only opportunity for anal in this life.

Is is better to give or to receive?

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Agreed Tovarich

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ive had the snip, so no kids no worries. as long as there is no residual facial hair & the lips are soft enough seems ok to me.... & on the bright side should be decent company in the pub.
Now there is the sensible and pragmatic approach.....but would sport conversations still be enjoyable..................do you have any thoughts about residual pubic hair on the pudenda created from the scrotal sack, or is softness in these lips the overrding factor?

Evening conversation

Evening luv, peck on cheek...Im feeling like a bit of slap and tickle before the footie starts...........reply ' give me two minutes darling so I can shave up me chuff'

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This is Jenna Talackova, she was disqualified from Miss Universe Canada after it was disclosed she had been born a he.



http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/03...n_1377147.html

Sure does muddy the waters a bit doesn't it?
Talackova - Trachtenberg close enough?
No muddy waters. Around these parts we call those Lucky Legs; so skinny its lucky if they dont break. I dont care if she was born a woman; I would not climb that without scaffolding.
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I'm not as progressive as I think I am or portray myself to be. Im gonna have to go with A.
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Hey, no one is perfect, if she's 'the woman of my dreams', that would mean she would be perfect on all other fronts, it would be dumb to let her go, no?

And i don't want children anyway
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No "used to be" about it. He just a dude that can'take accept reality. This situation would happen and I could just see myself trying to explain how I ended up in prison. "All I remember is she, he, it revealing how he was born male and I just blacked out..."
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