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Old August 24th, 2017, 01:59 PM   #21
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- a true story
I had a holiday to Ibiza in 1991 , and was with a mate where we were both trying to chat up 2 Girls -
I had no luck with the girl I was after , I got no kisses and was fairly jealous that he had more luck and was kissing her - however , after buying her a few drinks , she got what she wanted and went away .
I thought no more about it , except to think , ' lucky bastard ' .

The next day , my friend starts to complain about a burning sensation on his lips - I advised him to see a Doctor straight away ( I was working in an Operating Theatre since 1987 ) and knew this was not right .
I met him later that night , with him looking miserable and having cream spread on his lips copiously , uninterested in food .

I discovered he had got Herpes on the lips !
He was not happy when one of his other friends said -
' Well John , would like Herpes and Chips for your Supper ! '
- I thought to myself , thank god I didn't choose his girl !
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