Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 126

**ManofKent** · January 17th, 2018, 09:51 AM

Was watching American Dad! on TV last night and this conversation came up between Stan and Francine:

Francine: "Stan, I think I'm pregnant! I haven't had my period yet!"
Stan: "Well, can't you just jump up and down a bit to get things going?"

**ball7** · January 17th, 2018, 11:18 AM

For my mother's birthday my dad has bought her a T-Shirt with the words: "I love Dick".
His name is Dean.

**risen** · January 17th, 2018, 04:56 PM

Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens.

Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.

This is yet to be confirmed by scientists, but there are rumours that women have a certain 'spot', and if you hit this spot at exactly the right strength, it will make a woman willing to do anything for you.

It's called the face.

My wife got raped on the way back from the chip shop earlier and was rushed straight to hospital.

I was devastated when I found out. I was really looking forward to those chips.

**ball7** · January 18th, 2018, 09:41 AM

The most perverted joke ever.

Trump is mentally sane.

MaxJoker · January 18th, 2018, 01:55 PM

An Arab, Romanian, Indian , African , Iranian , Mexican and Jew get thrown off a cliff onto the jagged rocks below ,

Which race do you think hits the ground first ?,

Exactly who gives a shit as long as they're following their extended families.

What has two legs, four arms and one face ? ,

Oscar Pistorius and his late toilet obsessed ex.

My cock cures Cancer ,

Well that's what I tell the children on the Leukemia ward anyway.

**seany65** · January 18th, 2018, 05:39 PM

With all due apologies, but I've just seen this on another forum:

What do you do with Jewish kids who have ADHD?

Send them to Concentration camp.

**Arturo2nd** · January 18th, 2018, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seany65

What do you do with Jewish kids who have ADHD?

Send them to Concentration camp.

Smokin'!

MaxJoker · January 20th, 2018, 12:53 PM

People claim that all Muslims are rapists and pedophiles ,

Which isn't true as some of them are women and children.

MaxJoker · January 22nd, 2018, 11:08 AM

Why did the Muslim cross the road ? ,

Because he was stuck under my Transit vans wheel arch.

MaxJoker · January 22nd, 2018, 11:31 AM

An Imam told me that throwing bacon at a Muslim is as offensive as throwing dog shit at them ,

Long story short I'm now saving a fortune on bacon.

January 18th, 2018, 01:55 PM	#1255
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What , too twisted and sick ?? An Arab, Romanian, Indian , African , Iranian , Mexican and Jew get thrown off a cliff onto the jagged rocks below , Which race do you think hits the ground first ?, Exactly who gives a shit as long as they're following their extended families. What has two legs, four arms and one face ? , Oscar Pistorius and his late toilet obsessed ex. My cock cures Cancer , Well that's what I tell the children on the Leukemia ward anyway. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 18th, 2018, 05:39 PM	#1256
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	With all due apologies, but I've just seen this on another forum: What do you do with Jewish kids who have ADHD? Send them to Concentration camp. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

January 20th, 2018, 12:53 PM	#1258
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	People claim that all Muslims are rapists and pedophiles , Which isn't true as some of them are women and children. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 22nd, 2018, 11:08 AM	#1259
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why did the Muslim cross the road ? , Because he was stuck under my Transit vans wheel arch. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 22nd, 2018, 11:31 AM	#1260
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	An Imam told me that throwing bacon at a Muslim is as offensive as throwing dog shit at them , Long story short I'm now saving a fortune on bacon. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 17th, 2018, 09:51 AM	#1251
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	Was watching American Dad! on TV last night and this conversation came up between Stan and Francine: Francine: "Stan, I think I'm pregnant! I haven't had my period yet!" Stan: "Well, can't you just jump up and down a bit to get things going?"

January 17th, 2018, 11:18 AM	#1252
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	For my mother's birthday my dad has bought her a T-Shirt with the words: "I love Dick". His name is Dean.

January 17th, 2018, 04:56 PM	#1253
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted. This is yet to be confirmed by scientists, but there are rumours that women have a certain 'spot', and if you hit this spot at exactly the right strength, it will make a woman willing to do anything for you. It's called the face. My wife got raped on the way back from the chip shop earlier and was rushed straight to hospital. I was devastated when I found out. I was really looking forward to those chips.

January 18th, 2018, 09:41 AM	#1254
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	The most perverted joke ever. Trump is mentally sane.

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