How Did Marriage Change Your Sex Life

JerryFalwell · January 31st, 2009, 01:50 AM

This is for blokes who fucked their girls before marrying them.

I've seen comments ranging from "We have been fucking another couple for 10 years" to "Before we married, she regularly let me fuck her asshole. Now, she regularly calls me an asshole."

So, how did marriage change your sex life? Better? Worse? No difference? Depended on the wife? Please set aside changes do to aging. :-(

**DTravel** · January 31st, 2009, 05:08 AM

I wish I could find it again but I saw a cartoon that sums it up nicely. It shows a couple at the altar about the say their vows and the man is thinking "Once we're married I can have sex every night!". The woman is thinking "Once we're married I'll never have to have sex ever again!".

**biggus-dickus** · February 1st, 2009, 02:12 AM

Theres no doubt it slows down after the rings are exchanged and for some reason the panties change too..... what happened to all her thongs?

**groovesection** · February 1st, 2009, 11:42 AM

Bigamy is 1 wife to many,Monogamy is 1 wife too many

oarmlcmf · April 30th, 2009, 09:28 PM

two long-haul drivers ran into each other at a truck stop. one had recently gotten married, and when asked whether his sex life had improved he declared, "biggest mistake i ever made. we used to do it just about every night, now i'm lucky if my wife gives it to me twice a week". upon hearing this, the other trucker said, "don't feel so bad, things could be a lot worse. i know five other truckers she cut off altogether!".

blatt · July 17th, 2010, 07:25 PM

It ended it . My advice stay single or stay single for as long as you can or for ever if possible . Itll mean you stay mostly happy and mostly get to do what you want and not what someone else tells you you should want

Peau Peep · July 19th, 2010, 09:39 AM

It wasn't marriage that changed my sex life, it was our children.

Now we're allways too tired!

stlouis · July 19th, 2010, 05:45 PM

Well to get the children our sex life was getting better, now with the two kids we're too tired (no joke)

**mrfixit** · July 20th, 2010, 05:31 AM

My sexlife changed most after I got divorced.

rpsaturnal · July 27th, 2010, 01:18 AM

Went from fantastic and adventurous to practically nothing the moment the ring went on the finger.

View Poll Results: How did marriage change your sex life?
Made it better.	28	25.00%
Made it worse.	53	47.32%
No difference.	16	14.29%
Depended on the wife.	15	13.39%
Voters: 112. You may not vote on this poll

January 31st, 2009, 01:50 AM	#1
JerryFalwell Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 116 Thanks: 81 Thanked 724 Times in 114 Posts	How Did Marriage Change Your Sex Life This is for blokes who fucked their girls before marrying them. I've seen comments ranging from "We have been fucking another couple for 10 years" to "Before we married, she regularly let me fuck her asshole. Now, she regularly calls me an asshole." So, how did marriage change your sex life? Better? Worse? No difference? Depended on the wife? Please set aside changes do to aging. :-(

January 31st, 2009, 05:08 AM	#2
DTravel Lean Mean Screencap Machine Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Better you don't know. Posts: 23,886 Thanks: 10,484 Thanked 207,742 Times in 23,796 Posts	I wish I could find it again but I saw a cartoon that sums it up nicely. It shows a couple at the altar about the say their vows and the man is thinking "Once we're married I can have sex every night!". The woman is thinking "Once we're married I'll never have to have sex ever again!". __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I rage and weep for my country. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.

February 1st, 2009, 11:42 AM	#4
groovesection Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Behind the Decks Posts: 1,902 Thanks: 5,342 Thanked 45,325 Times in 1,892 Posts	Bigamy is 1 wife to many,Monogamy is 1 wife too many __________________ Please read the Forum To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 1st, 2009, 02:12 AM	#3
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,702 Times in 4,288 Posts	Theres no doubt it slows down after the rings are exchanged and for some reason the panties change too..... what happened to all her thongs?

April 30th, 2009, 09:28 PM	#5
oarmlcmf Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 34 Thanks: 155 Thanked 645 Times in 31 Posts	two long-haul drivers ran into each other at a truck stop. one had recently gotten married, and when asked whether his sex life had improved he declared, "biggest mistake i ever made. we used to do it just about every night, now i'm lucky if my wife gives it to me twice a week". upon hearing this, the other trucker said, "don't feel so bad, things could be a lot worse. i know five other truckers she cut off altogether!".

July 17th, 2010, 07:25 PM	#6
blatt Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: South London Posts: 400 Thanks: 16,587 Thanked 5,520 Times in 398 Posts	It ended it . My advice stay single or stay single for as long as you can or for ever if possible . Itll mean you stay mostly happy and mostly get to do what you want and not what someone else tells you you should want

July 19th, 2010, 09:39 AM	#7
Peau Peep Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Sunny South Coast of England Posts: 653 Thanks: 1,960 Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts	It wasn't marriage that changed my sex life, it was our children. Now we're allways too tired!

July 19th, 2010, 05:45 PM	#8
stlouis Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 1 Post	Well to get the children our sex life was getting better, now with the two kids we're too tired (no joke)

July 20th, 2010, 05:31 AM	#9
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,060 Thanked 114,859 Times in 9,416 Posts	My sexlife changed most after I got divorced.

July 27th, 2010, 01:18 AM	#10
rpsaturnal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 220 Thanks: 90,648 Thanked 2,841 Times in 213 Posts	Went from fantastic and adventurous to practically nothing the moment the ring went on the finger.