Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 458

**tygrkhat40** · October 12th, 2017, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadence

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Sadly, the good doctor didn't see how that "new low" can now only be seen with a high-powered telescope looking up.

**electile disfunction** · October 13th, 2017, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadence

1937-2005

GONZO!

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.
[etc]

Are these quotes from Hunter S. Thompson, please?

e.d.

MaxJoker · October 13th, 2017, 07:08 PM

There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them

~ Ray Bradbury

The secret of a happy marriage , remains a secret

~ Henny Youngman

And is there enough magic out there in the moonlight to make this dream come true

~ Archibald "Moonlight" Graham

**Decadence** · October 13th, 2017, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by electile disfunction

Are these quotes from Hunter S. Thompson, please?

e.d.

er.. um... yes. Hence his picture at the top of the post, and his FREAK POWER party logo at the bottom.

From his run for Sheriff of Pitkin County (Aspen), Colorado in 1970:

The Battle of Aspen (check out a REAL party platform)

**Eric Cartman** · October 13th, 2017, 11:30 PM

MaxJoker · October 14th, 2017, 04:50 PM

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal

~ Richard M. Nixon

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind

~ H. P. Lovecraft

Waaaaaahooooooo

~ Major Kong

**Decadence** · October 14th, 2017, 07:06 PM

1925-2005

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Last night, it was so cold, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

**Eric Cartman** · October 14th, 2017, 09:31 PM

**Eric Cartman** · October 15th, 2017, 10:23 PM

**rosestone** · October 16th, 2017, 08:03 AM

"There is a divinity that shapes our ends, rough hew them how we will."
- Hamlet

"Well, if this is it old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's."
- Lt Archie Hicox, 'Inglorious Basterds'

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
- Arthur C Clarke

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October 14th, 2017, 07:06 PM	#4577
Decadence *the thrill of it all* Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Depths of Debauchery Posts: 11,191 Thanks: 159,934 Thanked 213,265 Times in 11,241 Posts	1925-2005 When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist. Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Last night, it was so cold, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them. Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions. The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	"There is a divinity that shapes our ends, rough hew them how we will." - Hamlet "Well, if this is it old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's." - Lt Archie Hicox, 'Inglorious Basterds' "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C Clarke