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Aaron · April 8th, 2019, 07:46 PM

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big!

**Sir Honkers** · April 8th, 2019, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

His condition was described as fair...

A chemistry teacher I had in form 5 told me that joke and said if I could figure it out by Monday he'd give me a ten mark start on our next chemistry test. Very hard to do in an age of no home computers or internet.

**trailmaster** · April 9th, 2019, 01:08 PM

A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of sh..t and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of sh..t up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass.

The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?"

The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the sh..t and eat pussy."

MaxJoker · April 9th, 2019, 02:45 PM

At a cash machine earlier today elderly lady asked if I could help check her balance, ,

So pushed the old dear over.

**trailmaster** · April 10th, 2019, 01:02 PM

Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack.

The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight."

The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack.

"Well. I'll tell you," replies the first redneck, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you."

Estreeter · April 10th, 2019, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack.

The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight."

The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack.

"Well. I'll tell you," replies the first redneck, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you."

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**trailmaster** · April 10th, 2019, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

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I don't get your joke, or maybe you're just as dumb as those two rednecks!!

Estreeter · April 10th, 2019, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I don't get your joke, or maybe you're just as dumb as those two rednecks!!

Rednecks aren't dumb

What's The Difference Between Helen Keller And A Redneck?

She got famous for not being able to read.

Just disadvantaged

**seldomseen** · April 10th, 2019, 03:17 PM

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Estreeter · April 11th, 2019, 11:14 AM

Q MaxJoker has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does MaxJoker have now?

A Diabetes

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Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big!

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,927 Thanks: 1,329,392 Thanked 707,557 Times in 60,101 Posts	A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of sh..t and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of sh..t up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass. The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?" The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the sh..t and eat pussy."

April 10th, 2019, 01:02 PM	#14465
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,927 Thanks: 1,329,392 Thanked 707,557 Times in 60,101 Posts	Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack. The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight." The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack. "Well. I'll tell you," replies the first redneck, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you."