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February 27th, 2018, 09:53 PM | #2331 |
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Sandhunter met his wife during a police raid.
She was the drug dealer and he was the SWAT team leader. |
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March 1st, 2018, 12:26 AM | #2332 |
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Ball7 was a door-to-door vacuum salesman and hadn't made a sale in 2 years until just yesterday. A really fat woman, mother of 4, bought a vacuum after he had an accident. He was demonstrating the hose's suction, but he tripped over a toy, and the hose wound up getting the woman's vagina. She loved that sensation, and got the vacuum immediately.
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March 1st, 2018, 05:12 PM | #2333 |
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Estreeter "internet-dated" a nice young woman. She was voluptuous & charming. He didn't know the pics were of a world-famous pornstar
But actually, the "young woman" was his 60-year old gay male neighbor who hoped to make out long and hard with him. Yikes! |
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March 1st, 2018, 09:50 PM | #2334 |
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His neighbour is trailmaster.
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March 1st, 2018, 09:56 PM | #2335 |
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Every time Kelio's wife is in the mood, she phones Mal Hombre
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March 2nd, 2018, 03:33 AM | #2336 |
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palo5 is a member of the best metal band ever, Cows of Moomesa. They rock all the barns in the United States.
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March 2nd, 2018, 05:19 PM | #2337 |
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March 2nd, 2018, 07:16 PM | #2338 |
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MaxJoker is the father of Jason Voorhees
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March 2nd, 2018, 07:32 PM | #2339 |
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ball7 is the son of Chucky..
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March 2nd, 2018, 11:55 PM | #2340 |
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Mal Hombre is Jigsaw's evil twin
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