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Old February 27th, 2018, 09:53 PM   #2331
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Sandhunter met his wife during a police raid.
She was the drug dealer and he was the SWAT team leader.
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Ball7 was a door-to-door vacuum salesman and hadn't made a sale in 2 years until just yesterday. A really fat woman, mother of 4, bought a vacuum after he had an accident. He was demonstrating the hose's suction, but he tripped over a toy, and the hose wound up getting the woman's vagina. She loved that sensation, and got the vacuum immediately.
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Estreeter "internet-dated" a nice young woman. She was voluptuous & charming. He didn't know the pics were of a world-famous pornstar

But actually, the "young woman" was his 60-year old gay male neighbor who hoped to make out long and hard with him. Yikes!
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Estreeter "internet-dated" a nice young woman. She was voluptuous & charming. He didn't know the pics were of a world-famous pornstar

But actually, the "young woman" was his 60-year old gay male neighbor who hoped to make out long and hard with him. Yikes!
His neighbour is trailmaster.
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Every time Kelio's wife is in the mood, she phones Mal Hombre
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palo5 is a member of the best metal band ever, Cows of Moomesa. They rock all the barns in the United States.
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People say Estreeter is evil

But it can't be true. He was exorcised at least 3 times

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Old March 2nd, 2018, 07:32 PM   #2339
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ball7 is the son of Chucky..
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Old March 2nd, 2018, 11:55 PM   #2340
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Mal Hombre is Jigsaw's evil twin
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