What do you think your pet would say if it could talk?

**CallMeMaybe** · October 24th, 2019, 09:00 PM

I have a kitten that refuses to believe she is a kitten, she loves water and snow and big crowds at parties where she can work the room. I will get into her here in a bit, with some hilarious things she "says". Jenny can atest to her weirdness lol.

Anyway what about your pets?

**seany65** · October 24th, 2019, 09:58 PM

On the human's death, a dog will go to the body and lie near it and say:

Nooooo! boss! pack-leader! Nooooo! Everyone, heeeeeeeeeellllppp! you lot outside, heeeellllppppp!

A cat will go to the body and sit near it and say:

Well, I'm getting a bit peckish now, so where should I start?

**Sir Honkers** · October 24th, 2019, 10:42 PM

Teddy looks at his food bowl and says 'what's this muck...where's the prime rib?'
Archie looks at his food bowl and says 'that was yummy...what's the main course?'

**CallMeMaybe** · October 25th, 2019, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by seany65

On the human's death, a dog will go to the body and lie near it and say:

Nooooo! boss! pack-leader! Nooooo! Everyone, heeeeeeeeeellllppp! you lot outside, heeeellllppppp!

A cat will go to the body and sit near it and say:

Well, I'm getting a bit peckish now, so where should I start?

LMAO, you must have met my kitten.

I have a thread on another site that I have fun with and here is one post. I was (am) in hospital at the time and my guy is a pro hockey player btw.

Oh no mom we have an emergency*

Why baby what's wrong

Dad is stuck in the TV somewhere, he was chasing pucks and then vanished. I can't believe they pay him to chase pucks. I want to be paid for chasing your laser pointer!

That was just a news report at training camp, dad is fine. How are you on the phone?

I butt-skyped you after cloning your phone. I mean, I don't know how.

OMG go get the nanny for me.

Can't, she's busy.

Busy? Her only job is to take care of you while I'm gone. What could she possibly be doing?

Yeah about that. She is cooking my dinner, an 8 course fish meal that i told her you make me every night.

I'm hanging up. *facepalm*

**CallMeMaybe** · October 25th, 2019, 02:03 PM

**Princess Amy** · November 11th, 2019, 02:54 PM

**Sir Honkers** · November 12th, 2019, 01:02 AM

We have this black cat comes and sits on top of the balcony wall and casually grooms herself while our dog Archie's goes ballistic because he can't jump that high. I don't speak canine, but I have a pretty good idea what he's calling her.

**CallMeMaybe** · November 13th, 2019, 05:03 AM

Most of this is true other than the talking cat part lol.

Why is it so quiet in here? Stinky, where are you hiding? Hmmm, that's not like her to pull a vanishing act!

Hi dad, it's me. Are we in Arizona yet?

What are you doing in my hockey bag munchkin? Your mother must be worried sick about you and what are you wearing?

I took some of mom's stockings from her lingerie drawer, your hockey ones dont do you justice dad.

Hey babe I have someone that wants to talk to you.

Hi mom guess where we are?

Babe, we can't take off with a cat on the plane, you might want to send your driver over.

Don't you move, I will be right there

**CallMeMaybe** · March 14th, 2020, 10:16 PM

"She did it mom"

I was out all day helping stranded motorists and my Frankenstinky was home "babysitting" the neighbor's puppy and I came home to my house turned upside down.

Stinky has a new game where she chases toilet paper rolls around the house and unrolls the one on the dispenser and then when she gets bored of that she throws her toys in the toilet bowl.

The puppy is more normal, she just chewed the corners off the cupboards and vanity in the bathroom.!!!

My kitten threw her girlfriend puppy under the bus lol. If their faces didn't look so adorable I would be mad but it's only stuff, no one got hurt.

Estreeter · March 30th, 2020, 10:11 AM

What do you think your pet would say if it could talk?

Without a doubt she'd call me a pig and even go so far as tell Mrs E how much of a slob I can be when she ain't around

as payback for cutting back on treats

the she'd laugh

October 24th, 2019, 09:00 PM	#1
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	What do you think your pet would say if it could talk? I have a kitten that refuses to believe she is a kitten, she loves water and snow and big crowds at parties where she can work the room. I will get into her here in a bit, with some hilarious things she "says". Jenny can atest to her weirdness lol. Anyway what about your pets?

October 24th, 2019, 09:58 PM	#2
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,653 Thanks: 80,417 Thanked 32,735 Times in 3,527 Posts	On the human's death, a dog will go to the body and lie near it and say: Nooooo! boss! pack-leader! Nooooo! Everyone, heeeeeeeeeellllppp! you lot outside, heeeellllppppp! A cat will go to the body and sit near it and say: Well, I'm getting a bit peckish now, so where should I start? __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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October 24th, 2019, 10:42 PM	#3
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,357 Thanks: 286,959 Thanked 386,339 Times in 30,313 Posts	Teddy looks at his food bowl and says 'what's this muck...where's the prime rib?' Archie looks at his food bowl and says 'that was yummy...what's the main course?'

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November 12th, 2019, 01:02 AM	#7
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,357 Thanks: 286,959 Thanked 386,339 Times in 30,313 Posts	We have this black cat comes and sits on top of the balcony wall and casually grooms herself while our dog Archie's goes ballistic because he can't jump that high. I don't speak canine, but I have a pretty good idea what he's calling her.

November 13th, 2019, 05:03 AM	#8
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	Most of this is true other than the talking cat part lol. Why is it so quiet in here? Stinky, where are you hiding? Hmmm, that's not like her to pull a vanishing act! Hi dad, it's me. Are we in Arizona yet? What are you doing in my hockey bag munchkin? Your mother must be worried sick about you and what are you wearing? I took some of mom's stockings from her lingerie drawer, your hockey ones dont do you justice dad. Hey babe I have someone that wants to talk to you. Hi mom guess where we are? Babe, we can't take off with a cat on the plane, you might want to send your driver over. Don't you move, I will be right there

March 14th, 2020, 10:16 PM	#9
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	"She did it mom" I was out all day helping stranded motorists and my Frankenstinky was home "babysitting" the neighbor's puppy and I came home to my house turned upside down. Stinky has a new game where she chases toilet paper rolls around the house and unrolls the one on the dispenser and then when she gets bored of that she throws her toys in the toilet bowl. The puppy is more normal, she just chewed the corners off the cupboards and vanity in the bathroom.!!! My kitten threw her girlfriend puppy under the bus lol. If their faces didn't look so adorable I would be mad but it's only stuff, no one got hurt.