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Old 06-19-2018, 11:30 PM   #6051
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A/C for sure. We're having a "Heat Dome" here in Savannah this week.

Better Good Humor ice cream bar; Toasted Almond or Chocolate Eclair?
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Baskin Robbins ice cream or Culvers frozen custard?
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Old 06-20-2018, 12:35 AM   #6053
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Baskin-Robbins

Domino's or Pizza Hut?
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Dominos.

Barbecued ribs or ribeye steak?
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Barbecued ribs or ribeye steak?
BBQ Ribs (Although have yet to try beef ribs which I`m told are better than porky ones )

Trapped in a small bare room overnight with either a ,

Howling angry ghost Or Giant Amazonian rain forest spider ?
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Giant Amazonian rain forest spider !
I love those little creepers !

Sybil Danning Or Bo Derek?
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Wear a watch that has hands or is digital?
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Wear a watch that has hands or is digital?
Hands (Can't be doing with any of that unholy newfangled digital stuff )

Illumination ,

Devilish electrics Or Mod`s own righteous candles ?
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Live with a pretty women with an ugly body, or a plain women with a spectacular body?
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Plain (Although her being logical , fun and with common sense supersedes anything else for me )

Option to live in a bespoke lighthouse overlooking the seas and cities ,

No too phallic Or No not phallic enough ?
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