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Old June 19th, 2018, 10:38 PM   #6051
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Domino's or Pizza Hut?
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Old June 20th, 2018, 04:15 AM   #6053
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Dominos.

Barbecued ribs or ribeye steak?
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BBQ Ribs (Although have yet to try beef ribs which I`m told are better than porky ones )

Trapped in a small bare room overnight with either a ,

Howling angry ghost Or Giant Amazonian rain forest spider ?
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Giant Amazonian rain forest spider !
I love those little creepers !

Sybil Danning Or Bo Derek?
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Wear a watch that has hands or is digital?
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Hands (Can't be doing with any of that unholy newfangled digital stuff )

Illumination ,

Devilish electrics Or Mod`s own righteous candles ?
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Live with a pretty women with an ugly body, or a plain women with a spectacular body?
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Live with a pretty women with an ugly body, or a plain women with a spectacular body?
Plain (Although her being logical , fun and with common sense supersedes anything else for me )

Option to live in a bespoke lighthouse overlooking the seas and cities ,

No too phallic Or No not phallic enough ?
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Not nearly Phallic enough for a roiling mass of testosterone like My good self,
Live in a mountain gorge.
Too Freudian or Not Freudian enough-Mother ! oops..
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