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Old 12-07-2017, 08:50 PM   #5251
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"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" or "Elf"?
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:54 PM   #5252
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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians is an underrated gem

Silent Night Deadly Night or Krampus?
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- For Santa -

Leave cookies and milk Or landmines plus bear traps ?
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Cookies and milk(otherwise he might leave you a wrapped up booby trapped hand grenade)!


If you have a Christmas tree do you take it down right after Christmas or leave it up until after New Years Day?
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Being raised Catholic, I always kept mine up through January 6.

Better classic submarine movie; "The Enemy Below" or "Run Silent, Run Deep."
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If you like Alec Guiness which of these movies do you prefer: Damn the Defiant or The Bridge on the River Quai?
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Bridge, though my real fave of his is "The Mouse That Roared."

Better Steve McQueen movie; "Bullitt" or "The Thomas Crown Affair"?
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Bullitt.

Frank Sinatra/Gene Kelly Musical: On the Town or Take Me Out to the Ball Game?
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British Comedians Lee Evans Or Micky Flanagan?
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