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Old 11-27-2017, 03:46 PM   #5211
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Old 11-27-2017, 04:33 PM   #5212
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Knightsbridge or Stepney?
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Whats Worse Getting A Boner Infront Of Your Favourite Porn Star Or Getting A Boner Infront Of Your Mum & Dad?
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Mum and Dad of course. The pornstar would be disappointed if you didn't have a boner.

Reds or Red Devils?
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Red Devils

Coke Or Dr Pepper?
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Dr. Pepper

Payday candy bar or Almond Joy?
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No. I do put up some lights though.

Redskins or Cowboys?
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Redskins. I really dislike the Cowboys.

Although the game is past, Alabama or Auburn?
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Auburn, I really dislike Alabama.

Better game-time snack; Nachos or Guacamole and chips?
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