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Old 11-11-2017, 08:21 PM   #5131
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The Snowman, as long as he delivers.

Bob Dylan or Leonard Cohen?
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Coppola but Kubrick did great too

Jack Daniel's or Jim Beam?
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Jack Daniel's

on the rocks?
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What to accompany the drink?
Crisps or Olives?
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Crisps!!

natural (salt) or /cheese/onions/ etc..?
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To be quite specific, Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos.

Glenlivet or Glenfiddich?
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Glenfiddich. Although you can't go wrong with the other.

Hand job from your partner or take matters into your own hands?
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If I had a partner, I'd rather she did it.

NFL; on tv or at the stadium?
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