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Old 11-07-2017, 12:57 PM   #5111
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Not really an 80's guy myself, but I'll take Joy Division.

Dire Straits or U2?
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Old 11-07-2017, 01:38 PM   #5112
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Bob Seger or John Mellencamp?
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Seger.

Tom Petty or Bruce Springsteen?
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Petty (Tough question , went with Tom as he`s no longer with us )


Crowds Or Empty spaces ?
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Crowds if the space is full of hot women all attracted to me.

Whiskey, with or without Ice cubes (not the singer, the frozen water ones)?
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Blended whiskey yes. Single Malt no.
Blended whiskey or single malt?

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Blended whiskey(my two favorites are Johnnie Walker Red blended Scotch, and Crown Royal blended Canadian whiskey).


Tuna or Salmon?
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Single Malt

Gin and Tonic or Vodka and Tonic?
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Salmon, with Gin and Tonic (hold the Gin)

Salmon, or Tilapia?
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Tilapia

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