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Old 11-07-2017, 10:07 PM   #5111
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Old 11-08-2017, 12:23 AM   #5112
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Salmon, with Gin and Tonic (hold the Gin)

Salmon, or Tilapia?
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Supporting Our British & American Soldiers In Afghanistan Or Supporting Donald Trump ?
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There's no question,Support the troops,

Wishing Trump to succeed for the good of the country or to fail miserably for the general satisfaction ?
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I wish that Trump will fail so badly that he will be the first U.S. president to be impeached.


Which is best to eat: raw carrots or cooked carrots?
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Wishing him to succeed for the good of the country. Of course it depends of which good we're talking about (employement, economics, wellfare not building a wall against mexicans or forbid access to people from different places because of terrorism). So I think it won't happen during the 3 more years Trump is supposed to stay as POTUS. It'd be great to make America great again, but not Trump's America. But sorry for being a little bit too political here (and I'm not even american ).

I prefer raw carrots. Especially the ones from my garden. Delicious!

IF there were still many XXX theaters, would you go see some porn movies on the big screen or not?
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With what's available at home, no, I don't like to see porn in a theatre.

Professional massage to deal with your aches and pains, or mediocre massage with a happy ending?
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No.Apart from the obvious reason I like to have control of My whacking material,To fast forward or freeze frame as required,
Professional proper massage..
Do You watch an XXX movie all the way through or skip bits ?
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Most of the time I skip around looking for the scene I want to wank to at that time.

Hotter porn babes; Eastern Europe or the good ol' USA?
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Eastern European. Bowling balls for tits seems not have caught on there.
Big, expensive movies with spectacular special effects or movies made on a shoestring with a great plot.
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