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Old 11-06-2017, 09:11 PM   #5101
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Neither I Would Rather Try To Stay Alive & Help People.

but i would go with nightclub .


Dukes Of Hazzard Or Starsky & Hutch?
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Starsky & Hutch. Not even Daisy Dukes' daisy dukes could persuade me to watch The Dukes Of Hazzard.
The Defenders or The Gifted?
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The Gifted because of the blonde girl,Natalie Alyn Lind, who's really hot. But IMO both shows suck.

The Cure or Joy Division?
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Joy Division - best live band I ever saw.

Joy Division or New Order?
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Not really an 80's guy myself, but I'll take Joy Division.

Dire Straits or U2?
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Dire Straits

Bob Seger or John Mellencamp?
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Seger.

Tom Petty or Bruce Springsteen?
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Petty (Tough question , went with Tom as he`s no longer with us )


Crowds Or Empty spaces ?
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Crowds if the space is full of hot women all attracted to me.

Whiskey, with or without Ice cubes (not the singer, the frozen water ones)?
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Blended whiskey yes. Single Malt no.
Blended whiskey or single malt?

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