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Old 07-03-2017, 07:34 PM   #4151
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The Shining

the movie or the book?
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"This won't end well" Novels
Stephen King's "Pet Sematary" or Clive Barker's "The Hellbound Heart"
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The Hellbound Heart. That novella made me a devoted fan of Baker's work.
Who would win, Werewolf or Killer Robot?
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better Clive Barker movie: Lord of Illusions or Nightbreed
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Best monster: Pumpkinhead or Rawhead Rex?
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Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees?
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Barbecued beef. Love me some brisket.

Deviled eggs or pigs in a blanket?
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John Wayne Or Clint Eastwood?
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