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Old 03-17-2016, 12:43 AM   #151
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Old 03-17-2016, 01:23 AM   #152
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There is NO substitute ... Porsche

ok tough one...

1 night with your favorite pornstar OR Free beer for a year?
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Pornstar. I can afford the beer, could not afford her.

Hawaii or St. Maarten?
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Old 03-17-2016, 01:38 PM   #154
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Tough choice, I've been to neither...Hawai'i.

Fries or onion rings?
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Espresso or Homemade Coffee?
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Cream or milk?
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Cream. I love Clapton, Baker, and Bruce together.

India Pale Ale or Stout?
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Cream. I love Clapton, Baker, and Bruce together.

India Pale Ale or Stout?
Easy! Stout!

Give or receive anal-sex?
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Give.

Betty or Wilma?
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