You're so fucking dumb that...... - Page 3

Estreeter · August 21st, 2015, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

You're so dumb you take advice from E and Max.

I'll have you know that ours is the best advise one will ever receive

it comes from experience in fucking up too many times

You're so fucking dumb that......

When you die, I want your brain transplanted into my head since yours has never been used

**SanteeFats** · August 21st, 2015, 01:37 PM

Your so dumb:
…you thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!

…you thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!

…under “education” on job applications you put “Hooked on Phonics”!

…you tried to drown a fish!

**Tmee2020** · August 21st, 2015, 11:44 PM

I'm so dumb I used to think Remove Your Thanks was an instruction

Estreeter · August 22nd, 2015, 04:56 PM

You're so fucking dumb that......
you left me a voicemail by screaming into my letterbox.

you went to a library to find Facebook.

ordinarily people live and learn, You just live.

the twinkle in your eyes is actually the sun shining between your ears.

**sandhunter** · August 22nd, 2015, 11:50 PM

You`re so dumb

When you`re TV was stolen, you chased the robber - shouting you forgot the remote

You made an appointment with dr. pepper

You got fired from a blow job

You bought tickets to Xbox live

You tried to climb mountain dew

You`re just dumb

**Tmee2020** · August 24th, 2015, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfixit

nope but, you can muffle it with duct tape

Duct tape???

I thought it was Duck tape...

**Arturo2nd** · August 24th, 2015, 08:18 AM

A favorite from the States, particularly here in the West:

You're so dumb that you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.

**moreteavicar** · August 24th, 2015, 01:13 PM

you're so dumb that you peed on a sign that said "wet paint"

**SanteeFats** · August 24th, 2015, 07:07 PM

You are so dumb :

…you asked me to meet you at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”!

…they had to burn down the school to get you out of 3rd grade!

…on applications that say “Sign Here” you put “Libra!”

…at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”… you put “Sagittarius.”

…you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!

Estreeter · August 27th, 2015, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

You are so dumb :

…you asked me to meet you at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”!

You're so fucking dumb that......

After ya first saw Don't Walk, ya haven't since walked, you been standing there for 3 weeks

August 22nd, 2015, 04:56 PM	#24
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August 24th, 2015, 08:18 AM	#27
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	A favorite from the States, particularly here in the West: You're so dumb that you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel. Last edited by Arturo2nd; August 24th, 2015 at 08:19 AM.. Reason: correct misspelling

August 24th, 2015, 01:13 PM	#28
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,133 Times in 1,256 Posts	you're so dumb that you peed on a sign that said "wet paint" __________________ 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

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August 21st, 2015, 01:37 PM	#22
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,824 Thanks: 281,841 Thanked 813,848 Times in 60,866 Posts	Your so dumb: …you thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats! …you thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday! …under “education” on job applications you put “Hooked on Phonics”! …you tried to drown a fish!

August 21st, 2015, 11:44 PM	#23
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,842 Thanked 71,436 Times in 4,151 Posts	I'm so dumb I used to think Remove Your Thanks was an instruction

August 22nd, 2015, 11:50 PM	#25
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,312 Times in 13,886 Posts	You`re so dumb When you`re TV was stolen, you chased the robber - shouting you forgot the remote You made an appointment with dr. pepper You got fired from a blow job You bought tickets to Xbox live You tried to climb mountain dew You`re just dumb

August 24th, 2015, 07:07 PM	#29
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,824 Thanks: 281,841 Thanked 813,848 Times in 60,866 Posts	You are so dumb : …you asked me to meet you at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”! …they had to burn down the school to get you out of 3rd grade! …on applications that say “Sign Here” you put “Libra!” …at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”… you put “Sagittarius.” …you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!