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Old February 18th, 2018, 03:34 PM   #381
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The fucking neighbors do not water their flowers according to the rules.
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Old February 21st, 2018, 10:55 PM   #382
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...Every Christmas Eve they light the Christmas Tree in the public square...with a flamethrower.
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the school patrols are replaced with the National Guard
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....the high school newspaper has an obituaries section.
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that women wear riot gear on dates.
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The dogs walk around in pairs...
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