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August 29th, 2009, 07:17 AM	#1
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,763 Times in 9,415 Posts	Words Of Wisdom This is a thread for any words of wisdome funny or not but funny is best. If at first you don't succeed than sky-diving is not for you. A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a broken fanbelt. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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August 30th, 2009, 06:42 AM	#2
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,763 Times in 9,415 Posts	Don't drink and drive.You might hit a bump and spill your drink. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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August 31st, 2009, 06:42 AM	#3
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,763 Times in 9,415 Posts	spitalhouse I have a learning disability that affects how i read write and spell.I am doing the best I can. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 1st, 2009, 06:33 AM	#4
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,763 Times in 9,415 Posts	He who laughs last still dosent get the joke. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 10th, 2009, 01:20 PM	#5
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,763 Times in 9,415 Posts	A rule of thumb to thoes who shit. After hours of holding it. When you finely get the chance. Don't forget to drop your pants. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 11th, 2009, 04:18 AM	#6
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,083 Thanks: 449,427 Thanked 896,466 Times in 60,282 Posts	If you feel like doing something energetic, lie down for 5 minutes first and have a rethink __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 13th, 2009, 10:31 AM	#7
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,763 Times in 9,415 Posts	Use extreme caution when opening images. Whatever you try it is not possible to un-see something. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 14th, 2009, 12:28 PM	#8
tobe2165 Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil Posts: 4,107 Thanks: 15,711 Thanked 150,929 Times in 4,607 Posts	Tried to share your thoughts,emotions,friendship,love without success? Don´t be sad. There´s always your porno collection! Last edited by tobe2165; September 14th, 2009 at 12:51 PM..

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September 14th, 2009, 12:33 PM	#9
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,083 Thanks: 449,427 Thanked 896,466 Times in 60,282 Posts	If at first you don't succseed, ask yourself "Why did you even bother" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 14th, 2009, 12:40 PM	#10
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 54,993 Thanked 60,208 Times in 4,401 Posts	You can't get there from here.

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