101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 6

**tabler** · June 23rd, 2009, 04:08 PM

This is like the 'Rodeo' ride,take her from behind, call her her best friends name and see how long you can stay on

RobertoX · May 18th, 2011, 11:34 PM

184. When she says during oral sex ,,he doesn't get stiff'' answer,,no but clean certainly''

**tygrkhat40** · May 19th, 2011, 12:26 AM

185. You thought you could hurt me with that?
186. It looks like a penis, only smaller.
187. Oh, yeah baby, you're the greatest, oh, yeah...(looks at her watch.)
188. Why, yes, I would like to switch my long distance carrier.
189. Your father is a better lay than you. (Said by him)
190. Who's your daddy? You are.

**SpermShooter** · May 19th, 2011, 01:21 AM

Never say Oh baby your p-ssy is so big

MaxJoker · May 19th, 2011, 04:40 PM

192 . " Wait , don`t don`t move , i think it`s broken off inside you ! "

swamp thing · May 19th, 2011, 04:52 PM

You are on a par with your sister despite what everyone says.

**gmcbee** · May 19th, 2011, 05:04 PM

You don't sweat much for a fat girl!

**Mal Hombre** · May 19th, 2011, 05:36 PM

193. You sound just like Your Mother when You come.

MaxJoker · May 19th, 2011, 05:50 PM

194. Granddad was right , you are really tight .

swamp thing · May 19th, 2011, 08:59 PM

Mind if I call you Dave?

June 23rd, 2009, 04:08 PM	#51
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May 19th, 2011, 05:36 PM	#58
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,620 Times in 57,558 Posts	193. You sound just like Your Mother when You come. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 19th, 2011, 05:50 PM	#59
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	194. Granddad was right , you are really tight . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 18th, 2011, 11:34 PM	#52
RobertoX Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Holland Posts: 4 Thanks: 239 Thanked 56 Times in 3 Posts	184. When she says during oral sex ,,he doesn't get stiff'' answer,,no but clean certainly''

May 19th, 2011, 12:26 AM	#53
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	185. You thought you could hurt me with that? 186. It looks like a penis, only smaller. 187. Oh, yeah baby, you're the greatest, oh, yeah...(looks at her watch.) 188. Why, yes, I would like to switch my long distance carrier. 189. Your father is a better lay than you. (Said by him) 190. Who's your daddy? You are.

May 19th, 2011, 01:21 AM	#54
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,758 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	Never say Oh baby your p-ssy is so big

May 19th, 2011, 04:52 PM	#56
swamp thing Blocked! Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 185 Thanks: 48 Thanked 560 Times in 132 Posts	You are on a par with your sister despite what everyone says.

May 19th, 2011, 05:04 PM	#57
gmcbee Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus. Posts: 1,065 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts	You don't sweat much for a fat girl!

May 19th, 2011, 08:59 PM	#60
swamp thing Blocked! Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 185 Thanks: 48 Thanked 560 Times in 132 Posts	Mind if I call you Dave?