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September 10th, 2011, 01:43 PM | #1 |
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McDonalds, KFC etc Jokes, Funnies And Experiences
I love junk food, but real junk food. I want too see my burger on the grill in front of me being cooked by someone without pimples and at least 20 years of age..........not some kid who's 16 and making pocket money saving up for a new skateboard or MP3 player................I hate McDonalds, KFC, Burger Ling and so on. After what I saw today, I posted a pic in my ET thread, then had the idea of starting a poke fun at the fast food giants thread, So just post any funny pics, jokes or experiences you've had with them.
I went into the city today, while driving I was looking down the road and saw a McDonalds restaurant, about 2 seconds later, looking in my rear view mirror, I saw another McDonalds, they can't have been more than 500 meters apart, granted they were on opposite sides of a divided road, so maybe they were thinking if you needed a Big Mac in an emergency you could get one Anyway Woman Calls 911 3 Times Over McNuggets Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A spokesman for McDonalds said that this was unusual because most customers don’t call 911 until after they’ve eaten McDonalds.
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I enjoyed an Aussie chicken joint last time I visited my folks on the gold coast. I can't remember the name-red rooster or something?
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I went to KFC a few weeks ago and ordered 2 piece white with 2 biscuits and they were out of biscuits. How in the hell does a KFC run out of biscuits?
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I was in a fish and chip shop that had no fish it was a sea side town to boot. I was speechless.
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Totally worthless, just like the rest of them
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From memory they serve a "sunday lunch" I stuck to the pie shops, loved curry pies when downunder eat pies!
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In desperation one night (my excuse was that it was heaving it down with rain and I just needed calories ... any calories!) I stopped at a McD Drive-Through. I asked for a dozen chicken nuggets. I was told they only did them in sixes or nines! After a polite pause to let the "yoof" consider the options, but getting no response, I suggested that two sixes would probably do the trick!
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I went into a McD's once and asked for a coffee and bran muffin. After giving me a look like I had four ears, the clerk informed me they only had one brand of muffin. After going back and forth a couple of times I finally spelled it for her. She stormed off and I heard her tell the manager "This guy won't accept that we only have one brand of muffin." The manager came over gave me the coffee and bran muffin at no charge and wished me a good day. |
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My brother worked one shift at McDee's when he was at university. The toilets started to leak and you know what was everywhere. The manager refused to shut the place. BB's brother walked.
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Q Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A1 KFC has big breasts and small thighs A2 Bill Clinton has never eaten Hillary Clinton
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