The corrupt a wish game - Page 6

**Jeff Vader** · July 26th, 2011, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

It does.
You're nil by mouth.

I wish ladies did handstands in the street.

They do - but only grannies over the age of 80 -and they are not wearing any underwear.

I wish every day was like Sunday.

**sweatyhat** · July 26th, 2011, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

They do - but only grannies over the age of 80 -and they are not wearing any underwear.

I wish every day was like Sunday.

You get to spend the rest of your life in church.

I wish I owned the intellectual rights to every successful invention of the last fifty years.

**HugoHackenbush** · July 26th, 2011, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

You get to spend the rest of your life in church.

I wish I owned the intellectual rights to every successful invention of the last fifty years.

Certainly. After they've entered the public domain.

I wish to have the power to read people's minds.

**sweatyhat** · July 27th, 2011, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Certainly. After they've entered the public domain.

I wish to have the power to read people's minds.

But only those of the insane.

I wish I was world Kerplunk champion.

**Jeff Vader** · July 27th, 2011, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

But only those of the insane.

I wish I was world Kerplunk champion.

Granted.You are world champion - because no-one actually plays it any more, thus you are World Champion by default.

To validate your status as world champion, you try to organise a championship, put up the cash prize yourself. No-one turns up so you are forced to play yourself. However are disqualified by the judges - whom are you, yourself - for cheating. You then are caught verbally abusing the judges - by yourself -and receive a life time ban, from yourself, from your own championship.

You never talk to yourself again.

I wish my life had a theme tune.

**Dr Shipherd** · July 27th, 2011, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted.You are world champion - because no-one actually plays it any more, thus you are World Champion by default.

To validate your status as world champion, you try to organise a championship, put up the cash prize yourself. No-one turns up so you are forced to play yourself. However are disqualified by the judges - whom are you, yourself - for cheating. You then are caught verbally abusing the judges - by yourself -and receive a life time ban, from yourself, from your own championship.

You never talk to yourself again.

I wish my life had a theme tune.

Your theme tune is "Feelings".

I wish I could eat anything and as much as I wanted and not gain an ounce.

**tygrkhat40** · July 27th, 2011, 02:39 PM

You won't gain an ounce because all measurements will now be metric.

I wish I could go back to high school with all the knowledge I have now.

**Mal Hombre** · July 27th, 2011, 04:59 PM

You can go back to High School with all the knowledge You have now-As an inner city supply teacher.

I wish I had all the money in the World.

**Jeff Vader** · July 27th, 2011, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

You can go back to High School with all the knowledge You have now-As an inner city supply teacher.

I wish I had all the money in the World.

You do. The world is forced to revert to the barter system and the world economy collapses into anarchy and open warfare over the exchange rate between a fresh chicken and a pot noodle. Your money is worthless as it's in Zimbabwean dollars which devalue faster than they can be printed.

I wish I knew just what was going on.

**sweatyhat** · July 28th, 2011, 05:09 AM

You find out what's going on. All the heads of government are aliens and you're abducted.

I wish I could pinch someone's carotid artery with just a thought.

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