The corrupt a wish game

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. Karma must be satisfied. Every time you do a wheelie part of your porn stash disappears. In short order you only have Brazilian fart porn.

I wish to never hear, see or smell Sweaty's porn collection.

Granted. You get to taste it instead. Particularly the Brazilian fart porn.

I wish I could make films out of my dreams, particularly the more bizarre ones. Just so someone could decide if I'm mental or not.

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

And so it comes to pass that this very thing happens....at your burial...sweaty's porn stash is dumped on top of your box, as landfill.

I wish I was better at wishing

Arse. You posted while I was posting.

Granted. You're better at wishing and worse at washing. Soon you start to smell, then are home to colonies of bacteria that are resistant to all known chemicals, they then move from your skin to your brain causing auto-zombification. The end of the world is one step closer...

I wish Lord of the Rings was real.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted. You get to taste it instead. Particularly the Brazilian fart porn.

I wish I could make films out of my dreams, particularly the more bizarre ones. Just so someone could decide if I'm mental or not.

Granted. You did and you are.

I wish all the fat, ugly, stupid women would move to Antarctica.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish all the fat, ugly, stupid women would move to Antarctica.

They do and they take you with them as their personal concubine.....however the fat ugly elephant seals don't like it and blame you.......good luck.

I wish David Attenboro' would make a documentary of the above.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

They do and they take you with them as their personal concubine.....however the fat ugly elephant seals don't like it and blame you.......good luck.

I wish David Attenboro' would make a documentary of the above.

Granted. The heat generated by TC shagging all the fat women melts the ice, and Antarctica becomes a tropical paradise. The women all lose weight and become attractive. The documentary is rerun on all channels until you go insane.

I wish TC suffers from ED after the woman are attractive.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish TC suffers from ED after the woman are attractive.

Granted but you get to become his fave shag of all (he love dem ladyboys).........enjoy the gift that keeps on giving.

I wish I could go up to any ATM machine and demand instant cash.....without a card.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted but you get to become his fave shag of all (he love dem ladyboys).........enjoy the gift that keeps on giving.

I wish I could go up to any ATM machine and demand instant cash.....without a card.

Granted. You can demand all you want, but like your sex life, you ain't getting none !

I wish that when the world ends next year, we all have a smug grin on our faces.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that when the world ends next year, we all have a smug grin on our faces.

Abracadiogiloservosystems (apologies to Douglas Adams) It happens but only if you are descended from the Mayans and then you have to spend the after life looking at all those smug mugs forever.

I wish, I wish I was a fish

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish, I wish I was a fish

Fishy got a hook in his throat,
Fishy got problems.........

I wish I could start my Xmas holiday again with a new liver.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Fishy got a hook in his throat,
Fishy got problems.........

I wish I could start my Xmas holiday again with a new liver.

For sure I got a bit of pigs liver off the butcher today....you can have that....Tasty with onions and faver beans..I'll invite that nice Mr Hopkins round for dinner and we can share a drop of chianti........just to make it Christmassy for you I'll wrap the liver in tinsel

I wish I could fast forward to Summer.