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Old January 3rd, 2018, 07:30 PM   #1501
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Trailmaster finally found the perfect female companion

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Old January 3rd, 2018, 07:49 PM   #1502
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Trailmaster finally found the perfect female companion

But,but, but, that's not even a real woman!


kelio !!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF
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Old January 3rd, 2018, 10:30 PM   #1503
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Old January 5th, 2018, 01:41 PM   #1506
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Dr. Frankenstein says to his monster who he named kelio I can't complete your face as it is.




The only face I have is this:


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Old January 6th, 2018, 07:11 AM   #1507
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Dr. Frankenstein says to his monster who he named kelio I can't complete your face as it is.
The only face I have is this:
It seems Trailmaster is currently suffering from substance abuse

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Old January 6th, 2018, 12:43 PM   #1508
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It seems Trailmaster is currently suffering from substance abuse

While I have never smoked cigarettes, in my youth I did try Mescaline, magic mushrooms, and this strange stuff called Dimethyl Tryptamine( strange 40 minutes of feelings that I was flying, and floating)
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Old January 6th, 2018, 05:02 PM   #1509
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TM I do believe that is a spliff.
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TM I do believe that is a spliff.
You mean a joint. Yes I tried marijuana(weed, reefer, Mary Jane, etc), but it just made me drowsy.
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