Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 207

**trailmaster** · January 15th, 2018, 11:42 AM

Estreeter was a good little boy when he was growing up. He was good to his parents, and he was good in school, but he had a secret. Even though he liked school a lot he couldn't wait to get home to play with his dolls. He had a bake set. He took great pleasure in being able to make his own little cookies and cupcakes. He also had a Barbie and Ken doll. He loved dressing them up, especially the Barbie doll. He also had a Cabbage Patch doll and various teddy bears. He never grew out of this love for dolls and now has to keep them secret from his wife. Even though they share the same bed Estreeter still sleeps with a small teddy bear

**trailmaster** · January 15th, 2018, 11:49 AM

sandhunter loves Bud Light beer, and he lives somewhere in Arizona, so there are probably many liquor stores everywhrere, but that isn't enough. sandhunter always has this fear that maybe one day one or more liquor stores might close so he has remedied this problem by building behind his house this gigantic cold storage bunker that is 50 feet below the ground. He can get to this bunker by way of a small elevator and a walkway. Upon entering the bunker he has stored more than 100 100 gallon Aluminum kegs of Bud Light which is kept at a constant temperature of 45 degrees F. It takes a lot of money to pay for all that electricity and he supplements his income by being a male hooker at night!

**trailmaster** · January 15th, 2018, 12:13 PM

Brecht was born into a family of super smart people. His father taught Philosophy at the University of Austria in Vienna. His mother taught Differential Geometry at the Technische Universitat in Vienna a high tech university similar to the Illinois Institute of Technology in Chicago, but much more sophisticated and high tech. As Brecht grew up he was quite smart. He got A's on all his tests and excelled at all his classes. He learned how to speak 10 languages. He was a whizz in all his math classes. He always sat at the back of his classes because most of school was boring , because everything he was taught was so easy for him. He even was an expert in all sports. One day in his English class the teacher found him trying to hide this magazine he was reading in his English book, and he had to go to the principal's office. The principle could not believe it . The magazine was about cars. When confonted about this Brecht said he did not care about regular school. He wanted to be a car mechanic. The principal asked if he told his parents about this. Brecht said no. I will tell them in my own time. The principal said. You're a senior now. Soon you will be off to college, but Brecht said that he did not want to go to college. He wanted to be a car and truck mechanic. Later at home he finally told his parents about this. They were livid. His father said that because of your incredible skills in school you could go any university in the world, but Brechtsaid No!. I want to fix cars, just cars. All school is for suckers, and then his parents kicked him out of the house and told him never to return. Brecht did not care. He got a job the very next day in the Mercedes-Benz car and truck motor pool and he was able to work on all the cars he could handle.

**ball7** · January 15th, 2018, 12:43 PM

If you say Mal Hombre's real name three times infront of a mirror.
You will get permantly banned from this board.

**tygrkhat40** · January 15th, 2018, 02:54 PM

lagerlout's perfect evening? A quiet night at home with a finely brewed craft beer and playing Albanian folk songs on the kazoo and theremin.

**Arturo2nd** · January 15th, 2018, 04:25 PM

Estreeter is generously sending trailmaster a small brown snake to sleep with.

**ball7** · January 15th, 2018, 05:01 PM

Brian249 is to the United States, what Barack Obama is to the KKK

Estreeter · January 16th, 2018, 08:39 AM

I got a PM from Glen Quagmire, said he had a secret to tell and needed to get it off his chest, has also asked me not to tell anyone so I promised I wouldn't in my reply

His secret ..... He's been stalking kelio and taking pictures of him that he's had blown up full size and plastered all over every room in his house

**kelio** · January 16th, 2018, 09:55 AM

Estreeter has a collection of pecker voodoo dolls of all VEF members which he pricks in the right places according to his mood

**sandhunter** · January 16th, 2018, 10:05 PM

Hertz is his country's champion "singles" pocket pool player

January 15th, 2018, 02:54 PM	#2065
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January 16th, 2018, 08:39 AM	#2068
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	I got a PM from Glen Quagmire, said he had a secret to tell and needed to get it off his chest, has also asked me not to tell anyone so I promised I wouldn't in my reply His secret ..... He's been stalking kelio and taking pictures of him that he's had blown up full size and plastered all over every room in his house __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 15th, 2018, 11:42 AM	#2061
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	Estreeter was a good little boy when he was growing up. He was good to his parents, and he was good in school, but he had a secret. Even though he liked school a lot he couldn't wait to get home to play with his dolls. He had a bake set. He took great pleasure in being able to make his own little cookies and cupcakes. He also had a Barbie and Ken doll. He loved dressing them up, especially the Barbie doll. He also had a Cabbage Patch doll and various teddy bears. He never grew out of this love for dolls and now has to keep them secret from his wife. Even though they share the same bed Estreeter still sleeps with a small teddy bear

January 15th, 2018, 11:49 AM	#2062
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	sandhunter loves Bud Light beer, and he lives somewhere in Arizona, so there are probably many liquor stores everywhrere, but that isn't enough. sandhunter always has this fear that maybe one day one or more liquor stores might close so he has remedied this problem by building behind his house this gigantic cold storage bunker that is 50 feet below the ground. He can get to this bunker by way of a small elevator and a walkway. Upon entering the bunker he has stored more than 100 100 gallon Aluminum kegs of Bud Light which is kept at a constant temperature of 45 degrees F. It takes a lot of money to pay for all that electricity and he supplements his income by being a male hooker at night!

January 15th, 2018, 12:13 PM	#2063
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	Brecht was born into a family of super smart people. His father taught Philosophy at the University of Austria in Vienna. His mother taught Differential Geometry at the Technische Universitat in Vienna a high tech university similar to the Illinois Institute of Technology in Chicago, but much more sophisticated and high tech. As Brecht grew up he was quite smart. He got A's on all his tests and excelled at all his classes. He learned how to speak 10 languages. He was a whizz in all his math classes. He always sat at the back of his classes because most of school was boring , because everything he was taught was so easy for him. He even was an expert in all sports. One day in his English class the teacher found him trying to hide this magazine he was reading in his English book, and he had to go to the principal's office. The principle could not believe it . The magazine was about cars. When confonted about this Brecht said he did not care about regular school. He wanted to be a car mechanic. The principal asked if he told his parents about this. Brecht said no. I will tell them in my own time. The principal said. You're a senior now. Soon you will be off to college, but Brecht said that he did not want to go to college. He wanted to be a car and truck mechanic. Later at home he finally told his parents about this. They were livid. His father said that because of your incredible skills in school you could go any university in the world, but Brechtsaid No!. I want to fix cars, just cars. All school is for suckers, and then his parents kicked him out of the house and told him never to return. Brecht did not care. He got a job the very next day in the Mercedes-Benz car and truck motor pool and he was able to work on all the cars he could handle.

January 15th, 2018, 12:43 PM	#2064
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	If you say Mal Hombre's real name three times infront of a mirror. You will get permantly banned from this board.

January 15th, 2018, 04:25 PM	#2066
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	Estreeter is generously sending trailmaster a small brown snake to sleep with.

January 15th, 2018, 05:01 PM	#2067
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Brian249 is to the United States, what Barack Obama is to the KKK

January 16th, 2018, 09:55 AM	#2069
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,173 Thanks: 300,296 Thanked 336,512 Times in 14,217 Posts	Estreeter has a collection of pecker voodoo dolls of all VEF members which he pricks in the right places according to his mood

January 16th, 2018, 10:05 PM	#2070
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,313 Times in 13,886 Posts	Hertz is his country's champion "singles" pocket pool player