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Old December 9th, 2010, 02:08 PM   #11
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The wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead.
Dumb as a bag of hammers.
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Since this is VEF:

Fanny: For a Yank, the back part. For a Brit or Aussie the front.
Cunt: Yes, it means that but also an idiot or unpleasant person.
Bugger: Technically sodomy. But also a rascal, good natured bloke, exclamation of displeasure or to mess up.
Tart: A sweet dessert but also a prostitute or simply a slut.
Pissed: For a Yank extremely angry. For a Brit drunk.
Knickers=panties, but I hoped you'd figured that one out by now.

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The dog's bollocks, or some times just the dogs. Is English slang for excellent or the best as in:

"They are of the opinion that, when it comes to Italian opera, Pavarotti is the dog's bollocks."

Oh in case you didn't know bollocks are testicles.
Revealed on Q.I. (BBC tv programme with Stephen Fry) this phrase originates apparently from Meccano-box deluxe - whether you believe that or not it is an odd phrase. We also get bog standard from that too-box standard-another Meccano system.
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I would also cite the word FAG. In the USA it means someone who is gay/effiminate etc where as here it is a slang term for a cigarette but also a verb-to fag for someone means to carry out errands-this is attributed to colleges like Eton and Harrow where a lower pupil would become an older pupil's fag or errand boy. The cigarette term derives from a song "Pack up your troubles(in your old kit bag)" with the line "while you've a Lucifer(match) to light your fag..."
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I'll chuck some Aussie in for ya all

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock, an idiot
I really like that one... It's Yank equivalent I s'pose would be this-

Crazy as a shithouse rat.....
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Old December 10th, 2010, 04:18 AM   #16
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Dumb as the night (this was my Mom's favorite)
Dumb as dirt
Country as a chicken coop (sp ?)
Ten gallon hat, five gallon brain
Big hat, no cattle
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And can somebody answer this age-old question: Who is "Jack The Lad" ? Is he related to "Mary and Her Four Daughters" ?
No, A Jack the lad is also somewhat roguish, a person who gets up to minor sins and maybe even minor crimes, albeit the expression is more fond than pejorative - you usually can't help but like a Jack the lad (thanks Google)

As in "He's a bit of a Jack the Lad".
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Strine (Aussie)

Love these:

Banana bender, no not a gay someone from Queensland-Why?
Bitzer, mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that)
Fruit loop, Idiot
Buckley's chance, no chance
Crack a fat,
get a hard-on- erection
Pommy bastard,
term of endearment for someone from England
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Dumb as the night (this was my Mom's favorite)
Dumb as dirt
Also, "dumb as a bag of hammers" (Yank)

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Old December 10th, 2010, 06:27 AM   #20
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I heard that the Brits had a bit of a laugh when the American movie, "Free Willy" was shown in the U.K.
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