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Jordan 159 28.14%
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Old December 6th, 2017, 04:28 PM   #211
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Because for one thing she`s been dead twenty four years.

Ok ok granted that`s not stopped me before butt still

I just couldn't

Craddock = A woman who has ratbag tendencies. This person will do anything in her power in order to achieve their goal (usually sexual).

Hmmmm , then again lets not be quick to judge
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Yes judge me, but she just never attracted me. Emma Watson looks childish and immature


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Yes judge me, but she just never attracted me. Emma Watson looks childish and immature

Is it because of the whole Harry Potter thing?

When she first started in that film she was about 11, and seeing how that's her most famous role I think people still have that on their mind even though she's in her twenties now.

Just a thought.
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When she first started in that film she was about 11, and seeing how that's her most famous role I think people still have that on their mind...
It's time to change that.

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Only time she gave me a boner was at the start of Baywatch episode Shark's Cove in the swim race. After that scene nothing really. Not even when she exposed them on Under Siege did anything.

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Yes judge me, but she just never attracted me. Emma Watson looks childish and immature

People seem to like making lots of nude fakes of her online i've noticed.
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Nope , never
Not even if she () was the only female () being left on earth with a working vagina



Whereas I`d been in solitary confinement for ten years and just before my release , was force fed a hundred times the permitted amount of Viagra
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Renée Zellweger (Bridget Jones's Diary fame)

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I reckon she's been one of Hollywoods classier females of the last 20 years
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Agreed
Granted it`d have been better if she`d left her face alone and put on a few stone.
Yet all the same.
I`d still rip off my left testicle (Yes the one that hangs lower ) to get up close and very personal with the lovely lady
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