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Old December 18th, 2008, 07:20 AM   #21
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I've really seen it all, now

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No. I said you were a sexy sau.
Hey Kiwi,

Wont your sheep get kinda jeolous if they see you mucking around with a cow!?!
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Old December 18th, 2008, 09:59 AM   #22
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We might have milked this one dry already ...
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Old December 18th, 2008, 01:29 PM   #23
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Government denies proof of CJD

Or

Check to see if she`s married , they all turn that way straight after

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First time a womans given me the horn while having two herself


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Old December 18th, 2008, 05:26 PM   #24
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Udderly Fantastic!
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Old December 18th, 2008, 09:03 PM   #25
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oh, this is simple...
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No. I said you were a sexy sau.
Saw VI unrated and uncensored???
Simply brilliant buddy... hehe
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looks like a milk emergency, better massage those teats before they explode
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Why go out for a burger, when there is a cow at home
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